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» incoming call from Griffin Sasseh-Pants «
"Iriiiis!" » hiccup «
"Um, Griffin? This is Ivy."
"Oh, is it? Wh-" » hiccup « "-oops, my bad!" » giggle «
"Wait, you were supposed to call Iris? Your ex? Good thing you called me so I could talk sense into ya."
"Um..." » hiccup « "Yeah. Totally duuuude."
"Oh gods, you're drunk."
"Correct! You just won a million-" » barf «
"Oh, gross! Did you just puke?"
"Y-yeah."
"Oh, gah, um..."
"You want to help me, don't you?"
"Yeah. Something wrong with just wanting to help?"
"No. You're just sooo nice. Annoying but nice." » hiccup «
» laugh « "...really?"
"Y-yup." » hiccup « "And you-" » yawn « "-seem like you'd be a beautiful girl."
"Really?"
"Yes really. I..." » yawn « "...like that about you. You're so nice and funny and stuff. You are nice funny stuffy thingy... yeah!" » laugh «
"...you like me?"
"I guess." » hiccup « "G'night, Ivy." » giggle «
"...night."
» call ended «
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