Eccentrically

quarante \\ ricky in da house

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» incoming call from Ivy the Weirdo «

"Hey."

"Hey. You okay?"

"Yeah, why d'you ask?"

"You don't sound very okay."

"How does one sound 'okay'? Teach me your ways, Master Sasseh."

"Ha ha, very funny. Answer my question."

"I did."

"That wasn't an answer."

"Look, I'm fine, okay? Can we just talk about something else, please?"

"Okay, what do you want to talk about?"

"Anything. You start the conversation."

"Okay, uh... who is Elliot?"

"...my boyfriend."

"Really?"

"No! Jeez, did you even listen to what I said last week?"

"I did, just making sure."

"Of what?"

"...nothing."

"What is it, Griffin?"

"It--"

"HEEEY, IT'S RICKY IN DA HOUSE!"

» whisper-shout « "Shh! You're gonna wake up the entire building!"

"Whoops! Soooorry."

"Who's that?"

"He's my roommate. He's kinda..."

"Drunk?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I'll let you...sort him out."

"Thanks."

"Hey, is that that Ivy girl you always--" » muffled voice «

"Always what?"

"I thought you--"

"Yeah, but I can still hear you, y'know."

"I have no idea what he's talking about."

"Of course you do, silly Billy! She's the one you're--" » muffled voice «

"You know what? You'd better get to bed now, or the snakes will--"

"AAAAH! SHIT! SNAKES IN THE HOUSE! RUUUUN!!!"

"Shit!" » screech « » thud « » shuffle « » thud «

"Um... hello?"

» thud « » shuffle « "Hey. Sorry ' bout that. He's kinda twisted."

"Like Ivy Maxwell twisted?"

» sob « "Exactly like that."

"IIIIIII'M GONNA SWIIIIIIING--"

"PUT THAT DOWN AND PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, GODDAMN IT!"

"Uh..."

"Ivy, I have to--"

"Yeah, I get it."

"--THE PART WHEN I BREEEAAAK FREEEE, 'CUZ I--" » crash « » shatter «

"What was--"

"Yeah, I need to go. Bye."

» call ended «

"How the fuck did you cause so much damage in just 5 seconds?"

» giggle « "I dunno."

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sorry i was running out of shit to write hahaha

here is your request, ProjectPurple. stop buggimg me for updates. srsly my book is rubbish why would you wanna read this?

--y