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» incoming call from Ivy the Weirdo «
"Hey there Bob!"
"Well you called earlier than usual today."
"That's because I got bored earlier than usual today. Well, not exactly bored, but I just felt like talking."
"To me, out of all the people you could have called?"
"I know you'd still be awake. Probably waiting for my call, wink wink."
"No. Hell to the no."
"Meanie."
"Weirdo."
"Douchebag."
"Nerd."
"Sasseh."
"...weirdo."
"Ha! I win!"
"Whatever."
"Accept defeat, and bow down to the queen."
"Nah, I think I'm good."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"...so what you wanna talk about?"
"Hm, I don't really know to be honest. Life, I guess."
"Life. Okay then. Talk away."
"Okay, er...what course are you taking up?"
"Is this what life is to you?"
"I can't think of anything else. Just answer the question."
"Medicine."
"Oh? Is that so?"
"Yes. It is so."
"What do you study?"
"You wanna know about what I study?"
"Just so I know what's coming to me."
"Wait, you're taking up medicine too?"
"No. I don't know. It's on the list of courses I want to take up."
"You haven't decided? But you're a senior."
"Yeah, everyone's telling me to decide but... I don't really know. I just wanna do something I actually love, y'know?"
"Yeah. Well, we just study about... medicine? It's just hard."
"That's what she said."
"Oh my God, did you seriously..."
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