Mr. Krabs: Now remember, we keep it cheap by going to the park. And no matter how much I ask you, you don't give me any of me money. Now, give me a dollar.
SpongeBob: Nope.
Mr. Krabs: Good boy! You'll do fine! [Knocks on the door]
Mrs. Puff: Who is it?
Mr. Krabs: It's me, my beautiful bell buoy!
Mrs. Puff: [giggles] Just a minute!
Mr. Krabs: Flowers! Flowers, boy! Go get flowers!
SpongeBob: But you said...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you can't call on a classy lady like Mrs. Puff empty-handed! We ain't talking about this... [makes a square] ...or this... [makes a triangle] ...we're talking about this! [makes the circle from before]
Mrs. Puff: Almost ready!
Mr. Krabs: Hurry, boy! Get the flowers! Mrs. Puff, you're as beautiful as ever!
Mrs. Puff: [laughs nervously] That's funny, I thought I heard SpongeBob's voice.
Mr. Krabs: Uh... you did. He'll be right back. He's our personal assistant for the day.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, e-excuse me. I have to call my insurance agent.
Mr. Krabs: Of course, my beautiful Puff.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I got the flowers you wanted me to buy.
Mr. Krabs: What's that?
SpongeBob: I got the flowers. For Mrs. Puff.
Mr. Krabs: We had an agreement, boy! You ain't supposed to spend any of me money!
SpongeBob: But you said...
Mrs. Puff: Here I come!
Mr. Krabs: For you, Mrs. Puff!
Mrs. Puff: Oh, flowers! Oh, how thoughtful!
Mr. Krabs: And here's a box of chocolates! [He holds out an empty claw] ..SpongeBob, where's the chocolates?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, the budget doesn't allow for--
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you can't go to Mrs. Puff's house without chocolates! Hurry! Hurry!
SpongeBob: I bought the biggest box they had!
Mr. Krabs: Buy, buy, buy! Spend, spend, spend! Is that all you can think about?!
Mrs. Puff: Oh, Eugene!
Mr. Krabs: Here's those chocolates I bought for you. What are we doing today, Mrs. Puff? Dinner? Dancing? A trip to the moon?
SpongeBob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, we're just going for a walk in the park, remember?
Mrs. Puff: Actually, a walk in the park sounds perfect. It's a beautiful day. I'll just need to get a sun hat and--
Mr. Krabs: Mrs. Puff needs a sun hat SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: Well, I think she...
Mr. Krabs: The sun's beatin' down on poor Mrs. Puff's head!
SpongeBob: As your financial advisor, I suggest that...
Mr. Krabs: There's no time for suggestions! Go buy a hat!
SpongeBob: But...
Mr. Krabs: Today! Don't worry, Mrs. Puff! I'll save you! [Places a barrel on her head.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, hurrrry!
SpongeBob: One shady hat.
Mr. Krabs: Good job, lad.
Mrs. Puff: Oh, well thank you. But you didn't need to buy one. I have a hat in the closet.
Mr. Krabs: Didn't need to buy one?! [He turns his head around like an owl to face SpongeBob, still grinning] You hear that, boy? [in high pitch] We didn't need to buy a hat. [angrily] Aren't you supposed saving me money!?
SpongeBob: I'm trying, Mr. Krabs. But you keep telling me to buy things for Mrs. Puff! It's all really confusing
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I'm sorry. This is my fault. I'm not thinking clearly. I'm making a sailor's promise, boy. From this moment on, I won't ask you to buy anything for Mrs. Puff!
A few moments later...
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat!
Mr. Krabs: You're spending all me money! [happily] Puffy needs a new pair of shoes!
Mr. Krabs: [angrily] You're breaking me boy! [happily] She needs fine jewelry! Not that fine! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SpongeBob! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB! SPONGEBOB!
Mr. Krabs: [runs up, his eyes are shaped like hearts] SpongeBob! I'm glad I caught you. I want you to buy Mrs. Puff---
SpongeBob: WAIT! Don't tell me. You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need! Then you want me to run back here so you can say, "Arrgh, SpongeBob! You're spending all me money!" And then I'll say, "But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you SAID!" And then you'll say, "We're not talking about this..." [Makes the square] ..."Or this"... [Makes the triangle] ..."we're talking about THIIIIIISSS!"
Mr. Krabs: But lad, this time's different! Mrs. Puff needs this!
Mrs. Puff: Are we..going to the park soon?
Mr. Krabs: Please lad, I'm begging you! I'm a lonely old crustacean who's found love! Don't let me lose her! [Starts to cry]
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, don't. Don't cry, Mr. Krabs! Come on. Ok, I, I'm going to get it, see? Cheer up, Mr. Krabs! Here's that washing machine you wanted!
Mr. Krabs: Cheer up? How can I cheer up... WHEN YOU'RE SPENDING ALL ME HARD-EARNED CASH?!
SpongeBob: See!! You just did it again!
Mr. Krabs: Lad, I can't help it if you're loose with other people's money. Do you think Mrs. Puff will need a dryer to go along with that?
SpongeBob: Well, Mr. Krabs. Do you want to know what I think? [screams] AAAAAH! REGGA FLEBBA BREECKA BRECKA SMULLEN-ELLEN MR. KRABS! YEGGA HEGGA MERGIN WALLET! DIMMY MIDDY SPEND! RIVY FLIVY DIVA SHIVA MR. KRABS WALLET!
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