SpongeBob: But if you reveal your secret identity, you'll have to leave Bikini Bottom!
Patricia: Well I'm sorry, SpongeBob. I just can't live like this anymore. I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not. [opens the door to the dining room of the Krusty Krab. All the customers look up and greet him excitedly]
Fancy Fish: The lovely Patricia [blows a kiss] has returned to us!
Patricia: I have an announcement to make. The entire day that I've worked here I've wanted to say... [is struck speechless when he notices the fish from the beginning, giving out flyers, has entered the Krusty Krab] Um-um-um-uh...I've wanted to say that, uhh, th-that... That I will eat any leftovers on your plate!
Customers: Huh??
Sunny Seashores Salesfish: Ahoy, waitress, aren't you gonna take my order?
Patricia: I'll be right there, sir.
SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick?
Patricia: That's the guy with the briefcase. The guy who's trying to run me out of town.
SpongeBob: [gasps] The assassin.
Patricia: What can I get you, ..sir?
Sunny Seashores Salesfish: Say, don't I know you from somewhere?
Patricia: NO!
Sunny Seashores Salesfish: Hmmm... that's it. Get outta town!
Patricia: ..He's on to us..
SpongeBob: I won't let you do it. You'll have to do something horrible to me before I let you throw Patrick out of town.
Squidward & Mr. Krabs: PATRICK?!
Sunny Seashores Salesfish: You forgot your flyer.
SpongeBob: [reading flyer] Get outta town! To beautiful Sunny Seashores Resort. Look, this guy wasn't trying to run you out of town, he just wanted to sell you a luxury vacation at a modest price.
Patricia: Well, I guess I don't need this disguise anymore. [rips off his disguise. Everyone gasps while Squidward's eyes shrink in horror]
Squidward: Umm, I think I need to take a shower.
Mr. Krabs: So, let me get this straight, uh, you're not a woman?
Patrick: No.
Mr. Krabs: Well then, you're fired. Uhh, if anybody needs me, I'll be in my office for, I dunno, the next 20 years or so.
SpongeBob: Hey, buddy, what do you say we go home and get started on this list?!
Patrick & SpongeBob: Yaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhoooooooo!
~ Sonia 👌🏻
