Not in band- 0%
In band- 10%
Actually practice some (less than an hour a week)- 20%
Medium chair (middle of the section)- 30%
High chair/first part- 40%
Practice for at least 4 hours a week- 50%
In band room more than once a day- 60%
Play two instruments/in two bands (excluding marching band--that's a different kind of obsession)- 70%
Hates all other classes and activities- 80%
Constantly thinks about band/practices/is in band room/talks about music and musicians/aspires to be a musician- 90%
Has tied their self to their chair for fear of having to leave- 99%
Is so obsessed that they are a plague to the director, students, and everyone they come into contact with - unknown
Comment your score! I scored 99%... Oh well.
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For the Band Kids
HumorLittle things for band geeks, nerds, dorks, dweebs, and newcomers.