Band Director (during a longer class period): Okay, guys, let's take five minutes to stretch.
The class gets up to stretch. One of the trombones hits the boy next to her.
Trombone player: Hey! XXX hit me!
XXX: No I didn't!
BD: She didn't hit you, she just stretched in your direction.
Later in the class, one of the clarinets in the first row is really hyper and disruptive. BD tells him to be quiet, but he keeps being hyper.
Girl next to him: Shhh, before someone stretches in your direction!
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