Laugh Out Loud Jokes

Control Freaks

Three men are at a bar and two of them are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent.

After a while, the first two men turned to the third guy and ask, "what about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?".

The third man turns to them and says, "well, just the other day I had her on her knees."

The two men are impressed.

"Wow! What happened next?" they ask. 

The man takes a long swig if his beer, sighs and says, "then she started screaming, "get out from under the bed and fight like a man!!"