A man got a new Ferrari for his birthday. As he was speeding down the road in his brand new car, he heard sirens behind him so he pulled over. The cop got out from his car and asked for the man's license. The cop said: "Sir, it's Friday, I'm tired and I just want to go home. So if you can give me an excuse I haven't heard before, I'll let you go." The man thought for a minute, then replied: "My wife ran off with a cop the other day, and I thought you were trying to give her back to me". The cop nodded and said: "Have a nice day, Sir".
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