London's Adventures at Hogwarts (Year 1)

Chapter 6~ The Feast

Everyone sits at their appropriate house's table. Dumbledore stands up and speaks. 

"Welcome students," He says. He looks around at every student...making sure he have each and everyone's attention. "I have a few start of term notices I wish to announce. The first years please note that the dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students. Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch has asked me to remind you that the 3rd floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. Thank you." 

I looked at Ronald. "Well he didn't try to sugar coat that at all." The food appeared in front of us and he quickly started building his plate.

"Well I mean would you?" He asks. "I mean think about it like this: You have to run a school and you would like to keep running it so to keep your students safe you exaggerate about dying."

I took some food off his plate. I do it every day so I know he doesn't care. "Okay but think about THIS Ron we're at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. You know just as well as I that this is the safest place on earth. And according to my mum Dumbledore is the greatest headmaster ever seen. He wouldn't let something dangerous be in the school." I ate my food like I was a Weasley boy. My mum never made me be "ladylike".

"Alright Lon whatever makes you happy." I stuck my tongue out.

"Oh by the way Ron mum gave me a chocolate covered frog before I left would you like to split it later?" He looked at me with wide eyes and nodded a lot. I giggled and we finished our food in silence.