I stared at him for a few minutes.
"Are you good?! We just met! Like less than 3 hours ago!" I pushed him off me and stood up.
"I don't care, I care for you more than a boy with sharp teeth and red hair!" He stood up and walked closer to me.
"GET BACK I HAVE MACE!" I shouted and grabbed at my pocket.
"Ahhhh!!!" He screamed and fell backwards. I don't actually have mace.
"Listen, you're a nice guy and all, but we just met, y'know?" I sighed and helped him up.
"But.... I want to smash that as-" He pouted before I punched him in the nose.
"Don't finish that sentence! God! Why do all guys think they can be a pervert just because I stared at your crotch while you were getting me icecream!" I growled, crossing my arms.
".... You were staring at my crotch?..." He raised an eyebrow, smirking.
"...."
"You were, weren't you?"
"I DID NOT SAY THAT STOP MAKING THINGS UP, YOU CIS WHITE MALE!!!!!"
"What's a cis white male?" He asked, looking confused. This is why tumblr feminists ruin lives.
"Oh, sorry, tumblr has ruined me." I sighed.
"That's okay, we've all been there."
"But anyway... I don't wanna start a relationship with a guy I just met, because you know, why do I wanna tie myself to a guy who could be a complete and utter asshole who turns out to have been leading me on for 2 years only for me to find out while we're sitting in the middle of a crowded restaurant so I have to leave in tears while everyone watches me!!!!!!"
"Damn boy, who hurt you?"
".... Sorry, flashbacks...."
"Wow, you're more mentally traumatised than the Siri on a 15 year old boys iPhone." He chuckled quietly as he ruffled my hair. "But I guess I understand... So... Would you be willing to go out more often with me, as I would love to get to know the beautiful creature stood in front of me."
"Of course... I mean, it's not like I have 3 other boys who are waiting for a turn." I smiled.
"Great, I'll call you then and we'll arrange something." He smiled and turned on his heel, walking away.
"You're supposed to walk me home!!!" I shouted to him.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot."
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FanfictionYou recently transferred to a new school, Iwatobi high school, after you were forced from your old school because of serious bullying because of how you are a boy that looks like a girl. Because of this you and your parents had to move from Tokyo to...
