Me: That guy's hot
Friend: That's not a very asexual thing to say ?
Me: I'm ace, not blind
Person: So you're asexual
Me: uh, yes
Person: What does that mean?
Me Oh well it means I don't experience sexual attraction towards people
Person: Yeah.. but what does that mean?
Teacher: Most fungi reproduce asexually.
About 5 people in the class: *turns and stares at me*
Me: Well. *shrug* it was funny the first couple of times.
Me: *speeds and gets pulled over*
Police man: Why the rush? Someone of your mind ;)
Me: Yeah I guess. I forgot to fill my dog's water bowl my mom's gonna kill me.
Me: Geez her voice is beautiful. My sexuality is her vocal chords.
Friend: That's not a very asexual thing to say.
Me: I'm ace not deaf.
Statistics: 1% of the world identifies as some kind of asexual.
Person: How many people is that?
Me: Seventy million
Person: haha no really how many? Like a thousand or so?
*playing card games*
Friend: *going through deck* Well this is odd..
Me: Huh?
Friend: I'm..counting 5 aces. That's not right. *creepy grin*
Me: Well. *shrug* it was funny the first couple of times.
Me: *rts things about cute relationships*
Person: Well I know a person who's asexual and they can't stand the idea of a relationship at all.
Me: Different. People. Have. Different. Lines. Drawn. On. What. Situations. They. Feel. Comfortable. With. And. What. They. Want. To. Have. With. Others. Thank you. Goodbye. Tell your friend they're great.
Me: *holds phone to my face, brightness low*
Person: ;) lmao are you watching porn ;;;;;)))))
Me: Nah I'm shopping for stickers to stick on stuff.
Person: Don't you wish you had a boyfriend or something?
Me: A nice, cute, friendly relationship would be perfect.
Person: But you're asexual.
Me: But didn't you just ask me i????
Me: *reads wattpad love story*
People: FAKE
Me at summer camp when I was 12: I'm a bottom. Never liked top bunks.
Friend: Oooh kinky.
Me: ?? Huh ??
Grandparents: You're getting so much older. Any boyfriends yet? Girlfriends even?
Me: Uh no grandma I don't really have time..
Grandparents: Oh well I bet people are all over you. You're so pretty.
Me: •_•
Person: *randomly starts flirting in the middle of a conversation*
Me: Yeah I'm thinking of getting a pet bird or something, you know? Name him Floyd.
Maybe I'll add to this. I guess things can be confusing to others.
-spagatinni
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Get Out of My Pants
RandomSheesh, man. Get out of my pants **Things to Know** An asexual (aces) is someone who doesn't feel sexual attraction to others. An aromantic (aros) is someone who feels little to no romantic attraction to others.
