WWE RANTBOOK

LAST RAW BEFORE THE BRAND SPLIT

WHAT THE HELL. WAS THAT ENDING.

Ill get to the end of the show towards the end, hope you enjoy my opinions on tonights Raw.

OPENING SEGEMENT RAW & SMACKDOWN GMS:

WHAT THE FUCK MICK FOLEY

That was a SMART move, extremely smart. And I love that no one would've guessed that out of any one Stephanie could've picked, it was the one person no one thought would join her. I honestly thought it was gonna be Triple H so I was pleasantly surprised.

AND DANIEL BRYAN AS SMACKDOWN GM WOOOOOOO

I kind of called that and it was obvious because it was sorta leaked but I was still so happy. The crowd was all for it and I was all for it.

The opening segement was a bit too lo g but opened the show very well.

SAMI ZAYN AND CESARO VS. CHRIS JERICHO AND KEVIN OWENS

What can't these men do? I'm going to miss seeing matches like this, as always they put on a great match and I expected nonetheless.

ALBERTO DEL RIO VS. DARREN YOUNG

It was short. I dont have much ti say about this match because it was so short

12 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH

First off, that segment with all tag teams was pure gold. GOLD I TELL YOU. Probably my favorite moment of the night other than the opening segment.

Secondly, THAT MATCH WAS ACTION PACKED. Most cluster matches tend to be extremely chaotic but the timing was on point, each team showcased themselves really well, all came out looking strong. It was a fun, entertaining match with more star power than it probably needed but those twelve men put on the match of the night.

BARON CORBIN VS. KALISTO

I think this was just a filler match like it was literally only 2 minutes long. And I couldn't care less about it tbh

SASHA BANKS AND BECKY LYNCH VS. CHARLOTTE AND DANA BROOKE

OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS.

This is a three hour show. Three FUCKIN HOURS. Mind telling me why this womens match only lasted 3 MINUTES?! AND ENDED IN A DISQUALIFICATION

Ok WWE, once again treating the women's division like crap with the short pointless matches that don't go anywhere. THESE WOMEN DESERVE BETTER. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL WAS BARON VS. KALISTO THAT IMPORTANT TO PUT IN? YOU COULDVE AT LEAST TOOK THAT MATCH OUT AND GAVE THEM TIME TO PUT ON A DECENT MATCH WITHOUT A SHITTY FINISH.

WHAT IN THE HELL DID NATTIE HAVE TO DO WITH THE MATCH THAT SHIT WAS DUMB ATTACKING BECKY

AND THEN SASHA GOT A POST MATCH BEAT DOWN, THAT WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DEBUT BAYLEY AS HER PARTNER. IT WOULDVE SAVED THE MATCH ugHHHWHS IM SO PISSED OFF

RUSEV AND SHEAMUS VS. DOLPH ZIGGLER AND ZACH RYDER

The crowd was dead as hell during this match because no one gave a literal shit. I took a piss, and made myself some popcorn while this match was going on and didn't miss a damn thing. Sheamus and Dolph need a hiatus they are getting so stale

DEAN AMBROSE VS. SETH ROLLINS: WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

*sigh* WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FINISH.

Okay. The match was good. I didnt expect it too be bad because when you pair Setb and Dean together they make beautiful matches.

BUT THE FINISH.

So, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THIS REF WHO GOT BARELY GRAZED ON THEIR ARM LEG STOMACH WHATEVER ACTING LIKE HE GOT LEGITMATELY HIT HARD IS SUDDENLY OBLIVIOUS TO THE DOUBLE PIN?! Seth hits the Superplex, they both hook onto each others legs and both their shoulders are OBVIOUSLY ON THE MAT, AND YALL ARE CONFUSED TO WHO THE WINNER IS?

ITS A DAMN DRAW. BLIND FUCKERS ITS A DRAW.

IF ITS A NO CONTEST DRAW, THE CURRENT CHAMPION STILL REMAINS CHAMPION.

SO STEPH LOOKED LIKE THE ULTIMATE DUMBASS DECLARING SETH AS THE WINNER WHEN EVERYONE KNEW DAMN WELL THAT BOTH SHOULDERS WERE ON THE MAT SO IT WAS A DRAW

LIKE TF?! IVE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH BULLSHITTERY AND IM JUST A FAN. CREATIVE CAN KISS MY BOJANGLES HONESTLY FOR RUINING THE ENDING

Thank GOD FOR SHANE O MAC calling the ending like it was supposed too and Dean retained but what the hell? They just HAD to scew up the finish to a good match? IM STILL MAD

OVERALL:

The first hour of Raw was actually great. The crowd was hot, the matches were good, and the energy looked like it was going to follow through for the rest of the night.

But as always going into the second and third hour things slowed down up until the main event and that SHITTY FINISH

This is exactly why Raw should go back to two hours. I hope Smackdown tomorrow will DO BETTER and I have high hopes for the draft.

So basically tonights Raw was a great start, crappy ending.

UNTIL NEXT TIME,

-ur fav smarkass;)