IM BOASTING IM CRYING IM EXCITEF BECAUSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP IS COMIN HOME TO SMACKDOWN THE ENDING OF THE PAPERVIEW WAS BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT
I had absolutely NO FAITH in the WWE that they were gonna keep Ambrose as champion and that was one of the greatest feel good moments of the night. The whole paperview in general was a hell of a lot better than I expected it to be and I hope they can keep this momentum rolling for the months on because I genuinely enjoyed this night of entertainment and wrestling and restored some of my faith in Smackdown.
So, with the biggest most satisfied smile I've had since Seth's return,
Here are my thoughs on Battleground!
SASHA AND BAYLEY (FUCK YEA) VS. CHARLOTTE AND DANA
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EEEEEYYYYY WE GOT SOME BAYLEY! HEEEEEYYYYY WE GOT SOME BAYLEY
I MARKED OUT SO HARD AS SOON AS I HEARD BAYLEYS MUSIC AND CRIED LITERAL TEARS OF JOY BECAUSE SHE WAS GLOWING AND SHE LOOKED SO UNBELIEVEABLY HAPPY AND LOOKED LIKE SHE WAS GONNA CRY BECAUSE SHE GOT THE LOUDEST POP OF THE NIGHT WHEN SHE CAME OUT ALONG WITH SASHA IT WAS A PROUD MOMMY MOMENT
Then you know Charlotte and Dana had to ruin it bUT as pissed as I was about that it made sense because one, Charlotte is heel and two, she IS 1/4 of the Horsewomen
As much as I enjoyed the match, I feel like it should've been longer. It also should've showcased Bayley more because we all know she can put on a show. But for what it was I fully FULLY enjoyed it. AND TEAM BOSS AND HUG CONNECTION WON AND POST MATCH WHEN SASHA AND BAYLEY HAD THEIR #HUGLIFE MOMENT AND SEEING THAT AFTER ALL THESE WOMEN HAVE BEEN THROUGH MADE ME SO EMOTIONAL. WHENEVER SASHA WINS THE TITLE AND HOLDS IT FOR A WHILE THAT TITLE THEY ABSOLUTELY NEED TO FUED THEY ARE A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN
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LOOK AT THESE CUTIES MY FAVORITE GIRLS ON THE PLANET
Rate: 8.5/10
THE NEW DAY VS. THE WYATT FAMILY
Xavier is brilliant. Give Kofi a gold medal and a damn push. Both factions put on a great match and I was fully invested because the storytelling that happened during the match was excellent. And I'm glad The Wyatts went over because this was the last time they were going to be together in the ring and it was the right choice, definitely.
Rate: 8.5/10
RUSEV VS. ZACK RYDER - UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
This was an ok match! It wasn't too bad, I was bored a little but there were a few good moments that didn't make me completely think it was boring. I guessed Rusev was going to win and it was obvious. But can we just talk about how stunning Lana looked tonight?! Rusev is one lucky dude
