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This isnt the first update for tonight lol so stay tuned

BUT OMG. MY HEART IS LITERALLY ACHING FOR FINN. ITS TRULY SAD. HE LITERALLY HAD IT ALL IN HIS GRASP AND HIS INJURY TOOK HIM OUT OF THE PICTURE LIKE THAT.

I really really hope Finn bounces back like nothing, because I totally want him as champion.

Now for the rest of the opening for Raw;

One, Seth Rollins is such a juicingly good dick.

He literally laughed in the face of Balor which made me blood boil, but at the same time I was like wow, he is such a convincing good dick.

And him throwing shade at the fans for trashing the new design of the title was gold.

Then, SAMI ZAYN CAME OUT AND I LIKE, DIED.

Then, the segement took a turn for the worse.

That was overkill, lol. I wouldve been fine with just Sami coming out and Seth and Sami exchanging words. But then Chris Jericho came out and I was like what the FUCK is he doing here? And as soon as he came out I knew Kevin was coming out, and as soon as Kevin came out I knew Enzo and Cass were gonna come out, and at that point I was like well what the HELL is going on? 6 Man Tag Match?

Then Roman came out, for what reason? WHO TF KNOWS. At that moment I was like, CERTAINLY they're not having another damn tournament for the title.

And yes, I was right.

NEW ERA, SAME OLD SHIT.

I was glad everyone booed at the annoncement of the tournament because its unecessary. SO UNECESSARY. I WOULDVE BEEN FINE WITH A SAMI VS. SETH FEUD AND THATS IT.

*update*

OK I STOPPED HERE AND IM WRITING THIS AS IM WATCHING SAMI VS. SETH AND I HOPE TO GOD SAMIS ANKLE IS OKAY.

HE IS SUCH A FIGHTER. HE IS LITERALLY FIGHTING THROUGH THIS MATCH.

*update*

IS THIS ANKLE INJURY WORKED?

AND SETH ROLLINS WON OF COURSE. HMPH.

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