WWE RANTBOOK

WWE DRAFT UPDATE

Pissed.

ONE. WHAT THE FUCK

WHY IN THE LIVING HELL IS EVA ALL TITS NO TRICKS MARIE ON THE SMACKDOWN ROSTER ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS

LIKE SOMEONE HAD TO BE EXTREMELY DRUNK RIGHT

SHE WAS CONSIDERED FOR THE DRAFT....BEFORE BAYLEY....UM

AND THEN THE LAST NXT PICK WAS MOJO RAWLEY

AND I LOVE MOJO. I DO I REALLY DO BUT WHAT?!

I WOULDVE BEEN FINE WITH MOJO GOING TO SMACKDOWN IF,

AND IF,

HE WASN'T THE LAST DRAFT PICK AND INSTEAD OF EVA MARIE'S NON WRESTLING ASS BEING DRAFTED IT WAS BAYLEY

IM SO PISSED OFF

And I've been giving thought about the draft picks and just the two shows as a whole and of course Raw tips the damn scale

RAW HAS AN UNFAIR BALANCE OF BIG STARS

AND wHY DOES RAW HAVE THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION FOR FUCKS SAKE

WHY ARE THE WOMEN SPLIT ON BRANDS

THE WOMENS DIVISION SHOULDVE STAYED STRICTLY ON RAW AND THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION ON SMACKDOWN

THERE WERE NO SURPRISE DRAFT PICKS OTHER THAN THE SIX NXT STARS

AS FAR AS RETURNING SUPERSTARS GO THERE WERE NONE. ZIPPO. ZILCH.

AND EVA FUCKING MARIE OVER BAYLEY?! WHO WAS THE WASTED SON OF A BITCH WHO DECIDED THAT LOAD OF CRAP?

Im completely fine with the rest of the nxt picks. I'm loads happy for Finn, Chad and Gable, Nia, Alexa, and Mojo although I wish he wasn't the last pick.

BUT. EVA MARIE.

oh my GOD THE WOMEN'S DIVISION ON SMACKDOWN IS LOOKING LIKE A JOKE

THE ONLY BIG NAME IN THE DIVISION IS LITERALLY BECKY.

NAOMI'S BEEN GONE

NATTIE'S IRRELEVANT

CARMELLA AND BLISS JUST CAME UP FROM NXT

NO ONE GIVES A LITERAL SHIT ABOUT EVA

THEY SHOULDVE JUST HAD THEM ALL ON ONE BRAND.

THE ONLY TITLES BEING DEFENDED ON SMACKDOWN IS THE FUCKING WWE CHAMPIONSHIP WHICH IS PRETTY OBVIOUS NOT GONNA STAY ON SMACKDOWN AND THE IC TITLE

WHY THE HELL IS RAW LITERALLY STACKED? THE TAG TITLES ARE UP THERE. THE WOMENS TITLE IS UP THERE. THE US TITLE IS UP THERE. THE CW DIVISION IS UP THERE.

SMACKDOWN OF COURSE HAS A MOTHERFREAKING DISADVANTAGE

HonestlY I COULD BOOK THIS SO MUCH BETTER

ALL OF THIS JUST MAKES ME SO SO SO sO MAD NOW THAT IM JUST REALIZING THIS.

ONE. THE US TITLE SHOULD BE DEFENDED ON SMACKDOWN

TWO: THE CW DIVISION/CHAMPIONSHIP SHOULD BE ON SMACKDOWN

THREE: THE WOMEN'S DIVISION SHOULD BE ON RAW AND ONLY RAW

FOUR: THERE SHOULDVE BEEN RETURNING SUPERSTARS.

FIVE: THERE SHOULD BE AN EQUAL BALANCE OF NXT SUPERSTARS ON RAW AND SMACKDOWN, AND DEFINITELY MORE THAN 6 SUPERSTARS SHOULD'VE BEEN CALLED UP

SIX: ONE OF THEM SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN EVA FUCKIN MARIE IM SORRY I LITERALLY CANNOT STAND THIS WOMAN FOR THE LIFE OF ME

SEVEN: BAYLEY SHOULDVE BEEN DRAFTED POINT BLANK PERIOD THIS IS NOT UP FOR DISCUSSION

EIGHT: (I think is whats gonna end up happening) THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT BACK BECAUSE LORD KNOWS YOU CAN'T HAVE A TOP PRIZE ON JUST ONE SHOW

And rant over.

Like I said, at first I was excited and I enjoyed the draft but really thinking about it and watching the last 30 draft picks I was getting extremely mad. You can't brand competition between both shows when one show, especially the flagship show, has the clear upper hand. You wan't them to be different but in a way equal and makes you want to tune into both shows. Raw looks a lot better than Smackdown which is wrong. It destroys the point of both shows being treated as equals especially when Smackdown has been treated like the 'B' show for years and years.

I really HOPE they prove me wrong, because right now I lost faith. Lost TRUE FAITH.

-ur fav, pissed smarkass;)