The Darkness (Papyrus x Fem!Reader)

Saving Reader-Chan!

Papyrus's p.o.v.

Grillby and I finally made it to Gaster's door.
"Ready Grillby?"
"For anything."

I open the door and walk in, Grillby close behind. The door slams close behind us. Making Grillby jump onto my back.
"GRILLBY! FIRE! YOU'RE MADE OF FIRE!"
He lets go immediately. "Sorry."
"It's okay Grillby."

We walk down the hall to Gaster's room. He's just sitting there. Same as usual. With his head down. He starts to speak in Wing Ding. Luckily I still know how to speak it. (Underlined in this part means they are speaking in Wing Ding)

"Finally reset?" He chuckles. "Or are you here to finally give me your soul?"
"Well... No... I kind of need it if I don't want to be turned to dust." I say. "And I can't reset."
He looks up to see me and Grillby instead of whoever he thought it was.
"P-Papyrus?"
"Nice to see you too Dad. Now if you will please speak normally. Grillby doesn't know Wing Ding."
He clears his throat. "Yes. Well.. Of course...." He looks past me to Grillby. He waves and blushes slightly.
I look back at Grillby and he's glaring at Gaster.
"Why do I have a feeling you two did some things behind Mom's back." I turn back to Gaster and he's looking at the ceiling.... Whistling?
"He forced me... I'm straight.. I would never do such things."
"Oh!" I turn my body to Grillby. "So he tried to kcuf you?"
"PAPYRUS!"
I turn back to Gaster and he has a look of shock. "What? Did you?"
His shock turns to embarrassment as he hesitates. "... Yes... I tried to lay with him... BUT THAT WAS BEFORE YOU OR YOUR BROTHER WAS BORN!"
"Okay."
They both take a sigh of relief.
"But I still say you and his majesty, Asgore, make a cute couple!" I say with a perverted smile. Now knowing my father's knew interest in spouses.
"PAPYRUS!!!" Gaster yells while hiding his face in embarrassment.
Grillby and I go into a fit of laughter and keep teasing him until the others arrive.

~ABOUT A HALF HOUR TIMESKIP..... GASTER IS NO LONGER A SKELETON BUT A FIRE TRUCK BTW~

Frisk opens the door with me and Grillby in tears from laughing so hard. They all gather in the room.

"and what did the pun master miss to make my baby brother laugh so hard?" Sans says.
"Oh nothing!" I hold in my laughter. "I was just wondering how many 'daddies' our father has had!" Grillby and I laugh harder.
"PAPYRUS STOP THESE HORRIBLE JOKES! YOU ARE BEGINNING TO BECOME WORSE THAN YOUR BROTHER!!!" Gaster yells.

Sans just looks confused. "what happened to cause me to lose my punny title."
"SANS YOU ARE NO LONGER THE..." I snort, holding in my laughter. "'FUNNY BONE' AROUND HERE!" I laugh harder with Grillby. "I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAS TAKEN THE TITLE!!" I say in between laughs.
"Wait, wait. Don't you mean.." Grillby snorts. "You're the.... DAD master!" We both laugh even harder.
That is until father uses his magic to pick us both up and hold us in front of one of his blasters.
Then we both just got extremely nervous.
"BoYs!..... iF yoU MakE oNe mOre jOkE abOUt mY prEferEnceS! I'lL bE fOrcEd tO dO sOmetHinG drAstIc!!!"
We both smile like dorks and nod in understanding. Gaster composes himself and drops us.
"...ow...." I face planted.
"Ouch!" Grillby landed on his butt.

Sans helps me onto my feet. "what did you do?"
"UM.... NOTHING?"
Gaster cleared his throat.

I look and see Grillby ushering Asgore towards Gaster. When Asgore was properly behind Gaster, he says something.
"Why hello doctor." Gaster immediately got flustered and turns towards Asgore.
"W-w-w-why hello y-y-y-your m-m-m-majesty!" Gaster says.
"ALRIGHT! LET'S GET TO THE POINT! WHY ARE WE HERE!?!" Undyne says.

Everyone looks at me. Why me?! Why not Grillby!
"Papyrus!?" Undyne says.
"......... To get into the void." I turn to Gaster.
He nods.