✖ YAOi HiGH ✖ (BoyXBoy) by Tan Xue Lei

Out of Date Vampire

[ Kim JaeJoong P.O.V. ]
"SLOW DOWN! SLOW DOWN BITCH!"
I screamed, shouted and yelled endlessly for the past 10 minutes now. Why? The bastard was travelling 100mph I swear. How do I know? Well, he's currently carrying me bridal style with his huge arms while I cling onto his neck for dear life as all I can see are blurred images of passing foliage. Yeah, I know I can bury my head into his lovely cold neck, but do I look like a gay sissy to you?
Come on, I have a reputation to keep here.
So how did it come to this?
Well, YunHo agreed to take me back to Seoul since he already booked for us two to be gone for a week from school. Apparently the rest of the student body are returning back to school - enjoy EunHyuk and DongHae, while the rest of the vampires are probably still in the USA, feeding to their hearts content.
You know, I got lucky that this guy agreed, otherwise I would've had to beg for him to take me back. I don't like begging, never had I once begged in my life...well, apart from that one time. But that was directly for Hero's sake, I wasn't begging to someone, I was probably begging to thin or, or someone that didn't exist at all.
"Hmn, I would've loved to see you beg. Now why did I think of that?" he said sinisterly.
Fuck, he read my mind. Stupid vampire.
"I should've made you do an exchange with me. Your body for me taking you back to Seoul yeah..."
"Don't you dare." I hissed as I pulled away to stare at him coldly.
He licked his lips, "How about a quick one when we land eh?"
"Fuck no. I have no time to waste when one of my friends is near death." I spoke in a stern tone.
The smirk on his face turned into a relaxed and thoughtful smile, probably the most innocent smile I've seen on him for the first time.
"You're right. Human lives don't last long do they?" He said thoughtfully, his eyes looking into the far distance, as if having a wide old man moment, "So many illnesses, diseases, suffering blessed upon human kind. To think God was an all-loving creator..."
"Like hell he's all-loving." I spat.
Did I ever tell you that I became atheist since...I don't know. But God has never been there for me, thus my reluctance to believe that such a sick bastard exist.
Okay, so I tried believing in this God ONCE when World suggested to me to pray to God with him and his gang for Hero's sake.
"But you know, God can't be there to spoil everyone."
Jung YunHo, do you even know that a word called "fairness"?
"What the fuck? Why are we even talking about religious shit?"
I seriously want to get off this topic.
He looked at me, bewildered, for a moment, before he said, "I thought you were religious."
"What? What gave you that idea?"
"Those cross earrings. Isn't a religious symbol for Christianity? The crucifix?"
This vampire is so old fashioned. Poor guy, he may look around the same age as me, yet sadly, he doesn't act his age, he acts way beyond his age by appearance. First was the phone, now this.
Not that I can do anything about, I can't help it that he's a vampire who remains youthful for a very long time. I bet the Japanese must be jealous of vampires. After all, the Japanese are known to be the fountain of youths. Vampires just beaten them at their own game.
"You don't have to be religious to wear crosses you know." I sighed, "The world is changing you know that?"
"Then excuse me for not realising. I don't take much notice of the changing trends within this world." My eyes looked at him in shock.
"Wait, you went to club Mirotic back in Seoul. You were among like a thousand people who were part of the new generation. How could you not notice the change in clothing and life style?"
He bit his lower lip in thought.
"I noticed that, well slightly. But I don't take much notice. When I go out to Seoul normally ShinDong and HeeChul are the ones who choose the outfit for me to get into human public with, so I can blend in. Those two spend more time in Seoul than me."
So this guy is out of date in fashion as well?
I looked at his attire which consisted of a black waist coat, black tie, black dead straight black slacks and a pure white dress shirt. Definitely in need of fashion advice, well guess what, he has the right person for that in his arms.
"Do you happen to have any cash on you?" I asked.
"No, but I have a black card. Why?"
I sneered, "Perfect."
He looked confusingly at me for a moment before looking quite panicked.
"What? Why? What's that sneer for? Damnit, why can't I read your mind right now?!"
Is he losing his vampire powers or something? Dumb vampire.
[ HanKyung P.O.V. ]
Come on woman! Call me so I don't have to feel like a fool like I do right now!
Here I am, locked inside the basement of my home, staring at my silent and inactive phone, waiting for that girl to call me.
Don't tell me that she decided to not call me after seeing what happened this afternoon when I got chased by a man. A man who called me baby, darling, honey and other disgusting names.
Oh God, if she did I would so murder that Choi SiWon, even if he is a vampire.
I don't care. I'll use everything that is suggested for me. Rotten foul smelling garlic, rotting wooden stake, large bright torch, large crucifix dipped in holy water, shooting him in the head and chest with a bullet dipped in holy water and so forth.
"HanGeng honey. Are you coming up for dinner today?" I heard my mother call me from behind the door.
"No mother, I have...homework!"
"Alright, but if you ever get hungry give me a shout. I don't want to find you starved to death in that basement!" Oh mother, you obviously forgot that the basement is where we store stuff like food. But at least I know you love me.
Anyway back to the phone.
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING CALL ME?! IT'S FUCKING 8PM ALREADY!
...Right, breath Geng, breath, it's just a hot girl...who has your number...and said that she'll call you tonight...a really really hot girl.
♫ Sorry Sorry Sorry Sorry, naega naega naega meonjeo ♫
SHIT SHIT SHIT! THE PHONE IS RINGING!
I began to hyperventilate, my breathing deepening every passing moment as my eyes bugled out of my eye sockets. My hands were shaking as I nervously tried to pick up the phone and answer it.
I must do this quick before she hangs up!
DAMN BODY WHY WON'T YOU MOVE FASTER!
"H-HELLO?!" I yelled down the phone in nervousness after I managed to get the phone to my ears after pressing the answer button.
Damn, I shouldn't have yelled down the phone like that. Now she's going to think I'm a psycho freak and hang up on me! FUCK HANGENG! YOU DICK!
"H-Hello?" I heard a timid angelic voice through the phone.
Hurray! She isn't scared of me!
"Er, er, ni hao! Wo shi HanGeng!"
Oh shit, I forgot that when I get nervous my Mandarin pops out of nowhere. She must really think I'm a freak now.
Silence...all I can hear is silence from the other line...then a few seconds later, a giggle?
"Ni hao, wo shi JinHee."
Oh my fuck. SHE KNOWS MANDARIN! She's the girl of my dreams! Thank you God for blessing such a beautiful and talented girl upon me! My life is complete!
"Wo hui shou yidian Putonghua..." (I can only speak very little Mandarin...), she said. Damnit, that line just shattered some of my dreams. But oh well, at least she knows a little. I'm still thankful.
Guys, remind me to pray thanks to God every night from now on.
"Oh, that's okay. We can speak Korean. Sorry about that, when I get nervous I start speaking my mother tongue."
HanGeng you dumbass, don't tell her your flaws! Tell her how macho you are!
"Oh, you're Chinese? Wow! You speak Korean so fluently!"
"Well, I have been here for 2 years now."
Stupid! Stupid! STUPID! Don't always tell the truth! Mix in some white lies! She'll never know! You'll have more chances with her that way!
"2 years? Ah, yes, you probably have. I remember seeing you working since 2 years ago."
Yes that's true, I started working at that café ever since I set foot upon Jeju Island.
"You know, I really like the expression you have on your face when you work."
Oh, I'm melting! Is she going to confess to me today or something? Because that would so make my day! It would make up for the 3 hours worth of running away I had today.
And yes, I can feel my cheeks go red now. So enough about me, I'm sure you don't want to hear about this boring conversation that I'm having with this hot hot hot girl right now.
...Well, apart from this bit.
An hour later - yes, I finally talked on a phone for an hour, for the first time in my life! Oi! Don't call me a saddo!
"So yeah, who was the guy chasing you today?"
I'm in deep shit.
"He was erm...er, a school bully yeah."
Shit HanGeng, you just keep making yourself dumber and geekier by each line!
"Oh really? Are you sure about that? Cos he did look quite hunky..."
No woman, you DO NOT want to get with him! He's a fucking vampire! He'll suck the life out of you! He's merciless!
Of course, I can't tell her that he's a vampire. One, she won't believe me, I mean come on, I was pretty sceptic when I found out about vampires. Two, she'll think I'm crazy and in need of help, thus ending our short relationship. And three, she could be some vampire obsessed girl who would go after SiWon after I tell her that. I mean come on. After the release of Twilight, an army of fan girls for vampires were created. I mean seriously, some girls would even want to turn vampire! What crazy people!
"Oh, well, he does work out..."
"Okay, well I better be off now. And encase you don't realise, you can check up on my phone number in your call history after this call. Be sure to save it. Anyway, toodles!"
And then, she hung up, before I could even say bye. But whatever, time to save the number and smile to myself like an idiot for the rest of the night.
HanGeng you babe magnet.
[ 3rd person P.O.V. ]
"I have a bad feeling about what we did to that kid."
A dark figure spoke, sitting on top of a gate in a dark alleyway in Seoul. The figure wasn't alone, there were four others there too.
"Why? Did you fall in love with him or something?"
"No, it's just that...I have a bad feeling about it."
One of them shifted towards the uneased figure along the gate before patting its back. "Don't worry, it wasn't our fault. It was the kids fault for eavesdropping on us and seeing something he shouldn't have seen."
"You know, it was actually our own carelessness for letting that kid see. We could've done it somewhere more secluded." another spoke.
"But hyung, we were hungry."
"He's right, you know how we get out of control when we're hungry."
"But still-"
"Hush guys. I think we should really be more careful now, we don't want to harm innocent people now do we?"
"Isn't our fault that humans are nosey bitches."
"Whatever, I can assure you that the kid won't even remember a thing when he wakes up."
"He could...I sensed a cancerous aura around him."
"Damn, he just had to be cancerous as well didn't he?"
"Such a young age as well."
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A/N :: Okay, so I cave in. Might do a slight NC-17 scene in next chapt, lasting for I dunno, at most half a chapter to keep you guys happy :]
Stay tuned <3
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