Planet Dolan stuff maybe

A Chain Reaction

"Dolan, would you just shut up?! You're telling a complete lie!" My Brother shouted at me. I rolled my eyes at his remark.

"It's not a lie brother, it's TRUTH!" I explained.

"Really Dolan? Then tell me how your theory on the end of the world makes any sense," D.M.B retorted. I smiled, pulled out a chart, a professor pointer stick, and a pair of glasses.

"Well, you see," I began, "it would start with Hellbent and Shima." D.M.B face palmed.

"Really? The end of the world will start because of them?" D.M.B sarcastically asked.

"Yes, actually. You see, if Hellbent and Shima were to begin dating, it would result in a chain reaction of consequences leading to THE END OF THE WORLD!!!" I stated. My Brother rolled his eyes.

"What kind of consequences? Both of them getting teased by a bunch of 3 year olds?" he jokingly asked. I shook my head.

"No," I replied, using the stick to point to the food web inspired chart. "The first thing that would happen is, well, Shima and Hellbent hooking up, obviously. The next step would be everyone that works at the Planet Dolan studio finding out about it. Maybe someone spied on them while they kissed, or maybe they weren't good at keeping their relationship hidden. Either way, word will get out quick! The third step-"

"So what if we found out? It would just no longer be a secret. The people working here would know about it, tease them a little bit, and then move on," D.M.B rudely interrupted. I glared at him, and hit his head with my pointer stick.

"Listen! The third step would be Pringle posting a video on youtube announcing the ship canon, and Melissa posting a tweet to her followers about it," I continued to explain. D.M.B was rubbing his head where I hit him.

"Why would they ever do that? Pringle and Melissa respect other people's privacy," he stated. I began to silently laugh.

"Heh, oh boy, you don't know your co-workers very well. Anyway, after they announce it, the fandom would go crazy! Fans will begin to write more fanfics about what they'd do together, blow up the twitter and deviant-art sites with fanart, and flame wars would go down if anyone disagreed with it being canon. There will be so much chaos on the internet that all WiFi servers will crash!" I dramatically said. D.M.B was unfazed about my theory.

"Dolan, how would no access to WiFi destroy the world?" he asked. That had to be the stupidest thing he had ever said!

"If there's no WiFi, people will go INSANE!! They'll run around trying to find even the slightest hint of connection to the point where an all out war breaks out! It would be the youth against the elderly, since the elderly believed the internet was destroying the world ever since it began. The war would take place all over, starting World War 3! Eventually, one kid would go too far. That kid would grab the most powerful nuke ever invented, and throw it into the air! It will explode, destroying everything in existence! Every building, structure, and all forms of life will be reduced far past ash. The wonderful, blue planet once known as Earth, would just be a hot, smokey, insignificant speck. All because Hellbent and Shima decided to go out." I had finally finished explaining, out of breath from talking so much. My Brother glared, walked up to me, and smacked me right across the face. I had never seen him more aggravated in my entire life.

"Dolan, that has to be the stupidest, most unrealistic idea I have ever heard you say! Are you out of your mind!? Even if Hellbent and Shima were to start dating, which they wont, none of the following events could possibly ever occur!!" He ripped the glasses off my face, and threw them on his desk. "Now get out of my office," he ordered. I obliged, and left the room. I didn't know how he couldn't understand my logic, it made perfect sense! Or maybe, I wasn't understanding......D.M.B's logic. Melissa and Pringle did usually keep things secret, and not all elderly people fall under the stereotype of not liking new technology.

'Maybe......maybe my Brother's right. What he said makes sense. Heh, who knows, maybe Hellbent and Shima wont get together at all. That.....that idea was pretty ridiculous,' I thought as I began to laugh a little to myself. I decided to just walk around the building, and count how many laps I could do before I felt tired. Just then, I saw Shima. "Hey Shima! How....how ya doin'? I called to her. She jumped back when I said that.

"Oh...uhh... h-hey Dolan. I'm doing good. G-great actually. I-I was just going to Hellbent's office to ask him something....about work," she replied. I shivered a little.

'Was....was she gonna......nah....that-that's not possible,' I thought. "O-Okay, coolz," I said. Shima waved, and and headed towards Hellbent's office. One part of me was saying that it was just for work, but another part said that my theory was right. I wanted to just leave it alone, but my curiosity got the best of me. I waited until I was sure that Shima was in Hellbent's office, and headed there myself. The doors here at the studio were mostly sound proof, so I couldn't make out what they were saying. I then noticed that the door was unlocked. I did everything in my power to make sure I opened the door as quietly as possible. I slowly turned it, and softly pushed the door open just a crack. They didn't notice me, and now I was able to see and hear them.

"So...uh..H-Hellbent, I-I just," Shima began. There was a pause.

"Yeah Shima? What is it?" Hellbent asked. There was another pause. I could tell that Shima was sweating, and Hellbent had a look of curiosity on his face. Shima then started again.

"H-Hellbent, I...I've loved you for a very.....very long time. I-I was w-wondering i-if you wanted to......go out with me?" she asked. Hellbent's eyes widened, and his face blushed a bright pink.

"Shima...I-I've loved you ever since...I met you. I-I was just afraid y-you didn't love me back," he softly said, and he began to smile. Shima began to as well, and they were both soon holding each other in an embrace.

I couldn't believe what was happening right in front of me. I didn't know if I should say something or not. Shima then proceeded to passionately kiss Hellbent. My eyes widened. I quietly closed the door, and bolted to my office. I locked the door, and curled up in my chair. For what felt like an hour, I repeated to myself the same thing: "I can't tell anyone."