Planet Dolan stuff maybe

"You seem simply one hell of a butler."

"Butler! What is taking so long!? I'm dying of thirst!" The blue eyed master hollared. He put his feet up in the dining table, making sure they made a loud bang! In the kitchen, the butler clenched his fists. He had just walked in there 1 minute ago. The butler looked down at the gold tray, containing a shiny wine glass sitting on it. "Butler! Hurry the f**k up!" He could hear his master shout again. He gritted his teeth.

'Why must I work for such an asshole?' He thought. 'Why must I suffer his wrath every waking moment?' The butler sighed and picked up the tray, entering the dining hall.

"Finally!" The master shouted. " You've been in there for 2 whole minutes! You imbecile!" The butler took a deep breath, not wanting to say something he would regret.

"My apologies Master Dolan. I wanted to make sure there was the perfect amount of wine," he explained. Master Dolan rolled his eyes and took his feet off the table. The butler carefully placed the wine tray in front of him.

"You're lucky you know," Master Dolan began. "If it had been 3 minutes I would've gotten the knife." The butler shuddered at what his master said.

'Anything but the knife,' he thought as he rubbed his arm. Master Dolan chuckled and picked up his wine glass. He proceeded to examine it as closely as he could. Suddenly he stood up, smashing the glass over the butler's head. The black haired butler gripped his head and fell to the floor.

"You b*stard! That wine was only made with 11 grapes! It needs to have 11.01 grapes!" The white colored master reprimanded. "That's it! I'm getting the knife!" He ran out of the dining hall to retrieve the blade. The butler began to shake. He removed his hands from his head and saw blood on each of them. He could feel hot tears begin to form in his golden eyes.

"Why....why do I deserve this?" He mumbled. The butler tended to ask himself this every time he was, or was going to be tortured. Suddenly, be began to remember the last time he was severely tortured.

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It was only a day or two ago. The butler had been dusting his master's collection of blue hats, when one of them accidentely fell to the floor. He quickly picked it up to put it back, when Master Dolan just so happened to walk into the room. "Were you stealing my hats?!" He screeched, causing the butler to drop it again.

"M..Master D..Dolan! I...I would never steal your precious hats! I was just-"

"Drop the excuses!" Dolan interrupted him. He grabbed him by the arm and said, "You seem simply one hell of a butler!" He then sliced his butler's arm deeply, and began to cut multiple parts of his face. The butler cried and pleaded for him to stop, but that only made Dolan angrier.

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The butler replayed the event in his mind over and over. The more he did, the more he knew he wasn't in the wrong. He used his hand to wipe the tears from his eyes. "Get ready to be cut you worthless piece of s**t!" He could hear his Master yell from the other room. The bluer narrowed his eyes.

"He thought I was a demon before. I'll show him.....I'll....I'll show him how a demon truly acts," he muttered under his breath. He got up and ran back into the kitchen. Just then, the door to the dining hall burst open.

"Come on out! You know you deserve this! Come out butler!" Master Dolan yelled. The butler clenched his hands into fists once again, and glanced over to the dish rack. It was packed with freshly cleaned plates and glasses. The butler smiled, and used his long tail to whack it onto the tile floor. Millions of glass pieces scattered the ground. Master Dolan heard the crashing, and he ran to the source.

"What the bloody hell was that?!" He yelled. Dolan then looked at all the damage to his expensive dishes. He glared at the butler as his face turned red with fury. "Oh you're gonna regret what you did, butler!" He then pulled out the knife and threw it at the butler's head. The butler quickly bent over and used his tail to grab the blade's handle. He stood up straight once more and glanced at the knife.

"No," he began. "Not this time. Not ever again!" He ran up to his master and used his tail to swing the knife across Master Dolan's eye.

"Aah! Son of a b*tch!" Master Dolan screamed. The butler immediately punched him in the mouth and his other eye. Dolan stumbled back into the dining hall, falling to the ground. The butler slowly walked up to him, swinging his tail back and forth. "Butler! You're gonna kill me if you don't stop! Put it down now you piece of crap!" The master commanded. The butler smiled once more and nodded.

"Yes master," he said, flinging the knife down into his Master's leg. Dolan began to scream in pain, watching as the flow of blood rolled down his leg. For the first time in a long while, Master Dolan began to feel like he was gonna cry.

"Butl.....H..Hellbent......please stop! It hurts!" He pleaded. Tears began to roll down his face. Looking at how helpless his master was, made Hellbent's heart begin to pound faster.

"Why? Why should I stop?! Isn't this who I am?! Isn't this who you see me as?! Aren't I just..." He paused, trying to hold back his own tears, "One hell of a butler?"

So.......this story was based off of a quote my sister gave me from "The Black Butler" anime. It's also the title for this one-shot. If you see any hard core resemblance to the show though, that was just a coincidence. I've never watched the anime before :)