Group chat- FC Barcelona

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Only boys chatting
Neymar: is everyone awake

Gerard piqué: Ney babe we're sleeping

Neymar: I want to talk about Andrea

Lionel Messi: what do you want to talk about her

Neymar:like is she cat-fishing us

Marc Bartra: I'll go undercover

Dani Alves:so will I

Rafinha: wait no Dani can't go

Dani Alves: what why

Rafinha: because you'll blow the cover

Gerard piqué: I should do it

Lionel Messi: you'll just make her mad piqué

Luis Suarez: so it's settled Marc and Dani go undercover

Dani Alves: yay! Wait we what do we do

Marc Bartra: we ask her settle questions about herself to see if she is cat-fishing us, got it

Dani Alves: yes

Marc, Andrea and Dani

Marc Bartra: hi Andrea

Dani Alves: hello Andrea🙂

Andrea Lopez: um guys is there something going on

Marc Bartra: nothing is going on we just wanted to ask you some questions

Andrea Lopez: ok go ahead

Dani Alves: ARE YOU CAT-FISHING US

Marc Bartra: DANI YOU IDIOT

Andrea Lopez: wait you all think I'm cat-fishing you

Dani Alves: DAMN RIGHT WE DO, wait Marc what am I supposed to do

Marc Bartra: ASK SETTLE QUESTIONS IDIOT

Dani Alves: but that's not what it says in the script

Marc Bartra: there is no script

Dani Alves: oh okay, sorry Andrea

Andrea Lopez: it's alright

Marc Bartra:but now we don't have proof that you're who you say you are

Andrea Lopez: then you, Dani, Leo, Luis and Neymar come to meet me

Dani Alves: I don't feel safe going all the way to Mexico

Andrea Lopez: then we we can meet in the UK

Marc Bartra: sounds great I'll organize everything

Dani Alves: wait Andrea don't you have a husband

Andrea Lopez: yeah and?

Dani Alves: I don't think your husband would be cool if you meet up with hot guys like us

Andrea Lopez: I'll tell him its business related

Marc Bartra: ok so it settled I'll tell the guys
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Dani Alves: we're back 💁🏽

Neymar: Marc Dani

Gerard piqué: what did she do to you Marc

Marc Bartra: nothing but me, Dani, Leo, Luis and Neymar are going to the uk

Lionel Messi: wait why

Andrea Lopez: because everyone thinks I'm cat-fishing them

Luis Suarez: I mean would you blame us

Andrea Lopez: Nah

Gerard piqué: wait why don't I get to go 😢

Marc Bartra: you'll cause problems

MarcT: what about me

Rafinha: and me

Marc Bartra: okay fine everyone can come but only we can meet her

Gerard piqué: I'm fine with that

Neymar: look at that we're all friends

Andrea Lopez: I consider Marc a friend

Gerard piqué: what am I to you

Andrea Lopez: fellow associate

Lionel Messi: well that's gonna change