Group chat- FC Barcelona

7

Andrea was eating a tub of ice cream cuddling with her dog while watching Friends when she heard a knock on her door. She got up and groaned knowing she would have to communicate with a human being, she opened the door and was shocked

"Neymar?"

"Hola!"he said happily

"How do you know where I live" the woman asked quite confused

"Shhh" he said putting a finger on her lips, and he looked down and was quite surprised that she was pregnant

"How are you pregnant"

"Ya see you have this thing called se-"

"I know that, I have a child"

"Then why do you ask"

"I'm saying why didn't you tell us"

"Again you didn't ask"she sighed

"Can I tell the guys"

"No they cannot know"

"It'll be weird"

"Have you told any of us"

"Only Marc and Leo"

"And you didn't tell me"

"Yep"
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Dani Alves: Ney where are you

Neymar: Guess

Andrea Lopez: my house 😒

Marc Bartra: what do you mean your house

Andrea Lopez: I mean that idiot flew to Mexico and found me

Neymar: THERES A DOG HERE

Dani Alves: SAY HI TO IT FOR ME

Andrea Lopez: do you have any advice for me

Marc Bartra: kill him

Andrea Lopez: this is the kind of quality advice I look for

Lionel Messi: don't let him leave your house he WILL get lost

Neymar: too late

Marc Bartra: ANDREA

Andrea Lopez: what? He wanted to go get food

Neymar: Andrea I think I just joined a Mexican gang on accident

Gerard piqué: how do you accidentally join a Mexican gang

Neymar: I saw a kid about 15 years old struggling with groceries, so I went to help him and then out of no where this gang comes and says "thanks for helping are lil homie out" and taught me an elaborate handshake

Andrea Lopez: just tell them to take you to dreas house and they'll take you to me

Neymar: wait but how do you know

Andrea Lopez: trust me

Gerard piqué: wait how does a Mexican gang know where you live

Andrea Lopez: I have a life too you know

Neymar: I'm here

Lionel Messi: now don't let him leave

Andrea Lopez: chill I won't
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Neymar spent the whole day asking Andrea questions

"What's your favorite color"

"Blue"

"Why do you live here"

"Because people are nice here"

"Do you have an-"

"Neymar please no more questions "

"Fine but I have one more"

"What is it"

"Why is your username spongebob"

"NEYMAR"

"Sorry"he then started to pet Andreas stomach

"Umm Neymar"

"Yes?"

"Why are you petting my stomach"

"Because"

"Because?"

"I want to"