The NSA loves to go people watching
Their favorite watching spot is a little difficult to get to
They crawl through the tiniest copper tubes to get to you
They make sure you don't see or hear them
They have their own little spot to watch you, watch me, and watch everyone in between
It isn't all that creepy
Just think, they probably hear you right now
They always know where you are, you can't hide from them
If you don't do anything wrong you will never see them
They keep watch and keep a look out for trouble
If you want to talk to them you can pick up any phone, and call any number
They will always hear you since they are always listening and watching you
They hear you, they see you
You never hear them, you never see them
They crawl and slither at a fantastic pace through that fantastic network of copper tubes
Can you hear them? Can you see them?
Of course you can't, but they can hear and see you
It isn't all that creepy:
They see your nude photos on SnapChat,
They know everything about you,
You put your phone to your face, it is like putting your face right next to the NSA,
They are watching me, they are watching you, they are watch everyone in between
They are the champions at people watching
And you will never see them