The Wacky World Known As The NCIS and the Avengers Chatroom

Halloween Surprises

(Ziva is online.)

(DiNozzo is online.)

(McGee is online.)

(Abby is online.)

Abby: IT'S HALLOWEEEEEEEN! :D

Ziva: I hate Halloween.

DiNozzo: *gasp* ZEEVAH! Halloween is . . . like, boss!

Ziva: Explain how Halloween is like Gibbs for me.

McGee: They're both pretty scary.

DiNozzo: Oh? Tell me more.

McGee: Nope.

(Stark is online.)

(Pepper is online.)

Stark: Sixteen . . . I hate you.

Pepper: Finally, something besides the usual Iron Man suit!

Ziva: ?

Pepper: Oh, I'm Pepper Potts, CEO of Stark Industries and Tony's girlfriend.

McGee: DINOZZO!

DiNozzo: For once, I did not hit on the woman!

Stark: She means me, McGee.

Abby: Geez, where's the enthusiasm?

(Pepper has sent a picture to Abby.)

Abby: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

DiNozzo: O.o Lemme see that!

(Abby has sent a picture to DiNozzo.)

DiNozzo: . . . wow, Stark. You really did keep with the Candy Man theme!

McGee: THE CANDY MAN CAN!

Stark: Fuck all of you.

*Stark has logged off.*

Pepper: And he didn't say a single word about me going as "Iron Woman."

(Nat is online.)

(Skye is online.)

Nat: . . . and Stark is currently -

DiNozzo: Um . . . Nat?

Nat: Oh, hey guys! This is Agent Skye, she's the SHIELD agent I'm helping to train. And . . . what the hell is Stark doing?

Skye: He sounds like a dying walrus . . .

Pepper: I got him into the Candy Man suit. :P

Abby: Totally boss picture, by the way.

Nat: I'll see it later.

McGee: So Skye . . . what's your strength?

Skye: Back talking - just ask Ward any day, he'll agree - and hacking. I can hack anything.

Nat: All we're working on is knowing not to pull the magazine release.

Ziva: She does not know that?

Skye: My strength is my computers, not my handguns. And why so formal?

Ziva: Former Mossad. Israeli and proud.

Skye: O.O

Abby: Ooh, we have another computer whiz on the team!

Skye: You like 'em, too?

McGee: Oh, yeah!

Skye: There's a SHIELD project going on that could use some extra hacking, wanna help?

Abby: ON MY WAY! C'mon, Freddie, we can see Sam again!

(Abby has logged off.)

Skye: Okay . . . is she usually that hyper, and who the hell is Freddie?

DiNozzo: Caf-Pow.

Nat: Her robotic spider. Number Seventeen.

McGee: I'm coming.

(McGee has logged off.)

Skye: We still on for Dunkin' Donuts after Halloween, right?

Nat: Wouldn't miss it!

Skye: Awesome! See you later!

(Skye has logged off.)

Ziva: I don't like her.

Nat: Oh, come on, Ziva, she's not that bad!

DiNozzo: It's not bad that she confuses the safety release with the magazine release?

Nat: Computers are her strength, DiNozzo. Besides, with the way Clint and her SO are going at it . . . I don't blame her.

Pepper: So what're you guys going as for Halloween?

Ziva: An assassin most likely.

DiNozzo: McGee and I were planning as roleplaying as federal agents, but now he's with Abby and Skye.

Nat: Most likely going to stay here. So much paperwork . . .

DiNozzo: Glad I'm not senior field agent.

Pepper: I'm going as Ginny Weasley.

DiNozzo: You do have the hair for it.

Pepper: *eye twitches*

DiNozzo: I'm gonna run for my life now.

Pepper: GET BACK HERE DINOZZO!!!!!!

DiNozzo: AAAAYEEEEEEE!

(DiNozzo has logged off.)

(Pepper has logged off.)

Nat: *screenshots* Blackmail box!

Ziva: So, you pick: knives or guns?

Nat: Knives.

Ziva: I'll see you in a few!

(Nat has logged off.)

(Ziva's name has changed to Loki.)

Loki: He he he . . . I love Halloween.

(Ziva is online.)

Ziva: Hey, Loki . . . where'd everyone go?

Loki: I DID NOTHING.

(Loki has logged off.)

Ziva: ?

(WB039 has logged on.)

WB039: He pretended to be you the entire chat.

Ziva: WHAT?! I'LL KILL - wait, who the hell are you?

WB039: Oh, don't you wish you knew.

(WB039 has logged off.)

Ziva: Americans these days . . . oh well.

(Ziva has logged off.)

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Just had to throw in that bit. :) Cover on the side done by marvelously_crazed!