(Gibbs is online.)
(Nat is online.)
(Vance is online.)
Gibbs: Do we seriously have to do the Secret Santa thing this year, Director?
Vance: Yes. And I will say that I am not participating.
Nat: What?
Vance: No, I'm writing down who has who. Got it?
Gibbs: Got it.
Nat: *sigh* Got it.
Vance: Now choose out of that hat on the screen.
Gibbs: Alright, I've got Clint.
Natasha: And I got DiNozzo.
Vance: Alright, if you'll all go.
Gibbs: I think Clint was in the military . . .
(Gibbs has logged off.)
Nat: This'll be easy.
(Nat has logged off.)
(Thor is online.)
(Jane is online.)
Vance: Are you two ready for names?
Thor: We just click on this hat, correct?
Vance: Yes.
Thor: *gasp* BROTHER!
Vance: Loki for Thor . . . Ms. Foster?
Jane: I got Ducky.
Vance: OK, send in Ziva and Abby next.
Thor: I know just what to get!
(Thor has logged off.)
Jane: That bothers me . . .
(Jane has logged off.)
Vance: I worry the god.
(Ziva is online.)
(Abby is online.)
Ziva: Do I have to do this if I am Jewish, Director?
Vance: Everyone is, so yes.
Ziva: If I must. I have chosen Natasha.
Abby: I pulled Stark.
Vance: Good.
Ziva: Has she been to Israel?
Vance: Er -
(Ziva has logged off.)
Abby: I didn't give him enough when I made the Candy Man suit, did I?
Vance: Apparently not.
Abby: Damn it . . .
(Abby has logged off.)
(Steve has logged on.)
(Bruce has logged on.)
Bruce: Secret Santa? Really?
Vance: NCIS does this every year. Now pick a name from the hat.
Bruce: -_- Fine. I got Abby.
Steve: And I've got Gibbs.
Vance: And now you can go.
(Steve has logged off.)
(Bruce has logged off.)
(Stark is online.)
(Clint is online.)
Clint: So . . . Secret Santa time?
Stark: Why are the both of us on here?
Vance: Only two people will know: me, and the other person you are online with.
Stark: Cool. I got McGee.
Clint: And . . . heh! Ziva!
Vance: Make sure she is not disappointed, Clint. She is Jewish, you know.
Clint: I'll make sure she is not.
(Clint has logged off.)
Stark: JARVIS, get me all the technology you can, NOW!
(Stark has logged off.)
Vance: McGee will be satisfied, I know that now.
(Loki is online.)
(Maria is online.)
Loki: A Secret Santa?
Maria: Thank goodness Fury hasn't sunk that low.
Vance: *eye twitches*
Loki: HEY, LOOK, I GOT MS. FOSTER!
Maria: WHADDYA KNOW, BORIN!
(Loki has logged off.)
(Maria has logged off.)
Vance: Smart moves, you two. Smart moves.
(Borin is online.)
(DiNozzo is online.)
DiNozzo: Wha . . . ?
Borin: Why does it seem Loki and Maria are actually running for their lives?
Vance: No idea. But draw your names, if you please.
DiNozzo: Oh, great. I got the thunder king.
Borin: And I've got Steve.
DiNozzo: Geez . . . what do I get Thor? OH!
(DiNozzo has logged off.)
Borin: He's nuts.
(Borin has logged off.)
(McGee is online.)
(Ducky is online.)
Vance: You're just now realizing that, Agent Borin?
McGee: Realizing what?
Vance: DiNozzo is nuts.
Ducky: I believe she was just making a statement, Director.
Vance: Yeah . . . I realize that. So, who's name did you guys draw?
McGee: Uh, Bruce.
Ducky: And I have Agent Hill.
Vance: Good, you guys have fun finding presents!
McGee: Suuuuuure . . .
(McGee has logged off.)
Vance: *sigh* Doctor Mallard?
Ducky: Yes, Director?
Vance: This is one of the best yet one of the worst times of the year.
Ducky: Indeed it is, Director.
(Vance has logged off.)
Ducky: *sigh* Mr. Palmer! Where's the next body?
(Ducky has logged off.)
(WB039 is online.)
WB039: *screenshots who has who*
(WB039 has logged off.)
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The Wacky World Known As The NCIS and the Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionIt's been a few weeks since the battle of Washington D.C. Funnily enough, everyone's bored! The two Tonys have an idea, though . . . time for a chatroom! Laughs, awkwardness, and fun in store! Do not need to have watched the Avengers or NCIS to read...
