(Maria is online.)
Maria: Bad ass agents, get on here now!
(Clint is online.)
(Nat is online.)
(Jane is online.)
Jane: I assume SHIELD only?
Maria: Yes. SHIELD only.
Clint: What's this about?
Maria: Our team has competition.
Nat: Course we do. NCIS's is freaking boss!
Maria: No . . . in SHIELD. Coulson's.
Clint: WHAAAAT?
Nat: He's DEAD!
Jane: Thor told me all about that, Loki killed him!
Maria: Yeah, I know. He's still alive. But look, he's got five others working for him now, and he's asking for our help.
Nat: Great. So who's doing what?
Maria: Jane, you're working with Agents Fitz and Simmons. FitzSimmons if you want it easier.
Jane: Er . . .
Maria: One's a rocket scientist, and the other has PHDs in . . . I'm not gonna even say.
Jane: On my way!
(Jane has logged out.)
Maria: I've got a meeting with Coulson and Agent Melinda May. Clint, Agent Grant Ward's been talking about how good his aim is.
Clint: Oh, really?
Maria: Uh huh.
Clint: Scuze me while I go show him who's boss at shooting.
(Clint has logged off.)
Nat: And me?
Maria: We've got a rookie with attitude that Agent Ward's complaining about.
Nat: And I'm training her?
Maria: Let's see . . . ah, yes, Fury's speed dial -
Nat: I'm gone!
(Nat has logged off.)
(Maria has logged off.)
(The Avengers have turned off invisibility.)
(NCIS has turned off invisibility.)
Stark: WHAT.
Steve: THE.
Bruce: HELL.
Abby: So I'm guessing Coulson's someone you knew.
Borin: Gee, you think?
Thor: Uh huh.
Loki: And I killed him. So we thought.
Ziva: Ouch.
Gibbs: That's weird.
DiNozzo: And now he's leading a team.
McGee: Ditched.
Ducky: No comment.
Stark: Call it, Captain.
Steve: *takes deep breath* THREE, SIX, EIGHT, NINE, GET YOUR BUTTS ON HERE DOUBLE TIME!
(Nat has logged on.)
Nat: Aw, come on!
(Clint has logged on.)
Clint: I didn't even get to the sniper rifles yet!
Gibbs: Sniper rifles?
Borin: Damn you, Barton.
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The Wacky World Known As The NCIS and the Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionIt's been a few weeks since the battle of Washington D.C. Funnily enough, everyone's bored! The two Tonys have an idea, though . . . time for a chatroom! Laughs, awkwardness, and fun in store! Do not need to have watched the Avengers or NCIS to read...
