Ludicrous (A Really Weird Teen Wolf AU)

Chapter 4: Continuous Barking and A Near Death Expieriance

"BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
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The sound of, well, obvious barking, filled the McCall residence. Well, has been filling for hours is more accurate.

Stiles growled a bit and sat up in the recliner. He turned his attention from the tv- that he couldn't even hear anyway!- and threw the bag of potato chips from his lap as he glared at the puppy perched on the side of the chair. The barking did not stop.

See, to Stiles, it was just a series of high pitched yips spewing from the betas mouth. But to Liam, it was more like:

"PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY-"
Ok you get the point.

It was still annoying, none the less.

"LIAM!" Stiles tried to shout over him, but to no avail. "LIAM, SHUT UP!"

"BARK BARK BARK BARK!"

"THAT'S IT!!!!!"

It was the sound of stomping feet, barking, and then the heavy slam of the wooden front door. It was eerily silent following that.

Stiles slipped back into his recliner, sighing in relief as he could finally enjoy one of his favorite episodes of Supernatural.

Meanwhile, Liam was stunned into silence as he sat and shivered on the front porch. It was cold, and dark, and he couldn't get back in. No matter how much he scratched and whined and barked at the heavy front door, Stiles didn't let him back in. Anger built up under his fur as time passed. Seconds turned into minutes and minutes turned into hours, and then it started to rain.

Despite his new appearance, Liam was still I.E.D. and he was maddd. Oh, Scott was going to hear about this. Liam growled and paced on the porch, and then he finally got tired of waiting. So he set out to Deaton's, still fuming, ready to vent out his frustration to his alpha. He's walked from Scott's to the clinic before, and it wasn't even that far. It was literally only like two miles up the road. But despite having twice as many legs, having legs ten times shorter proved to make the trip much much much longer than usual. And despite being a werewolf, he found himself exhausted before he even made it halfway. But his anger proved to be an excellent source of fuel as he continued, because he was just about there when the fatigue finally hit.