Ludicrous (A Really Weird Teen Wolf AU)

chapter 9: spongebob and a change of plans

The pack was gathered in Scott's living room, a heavy silence laying on top of them like a wet blanket. Not only had Scott just broke the news about Deaton's demise, but he'd also asked if anyone had anything on the Hale witch/ murderer/ person who turns teenage werewolves into puppies. Speaking of, he'd also asked if anyone had any news on that or how to change him back.

And the crickets then sounded.

It wasn't just silence between the pack, but some awkwardness and a tense feeling also stood. Lydia was looking suspiciously  at Derek who hadn't taken his green eyes off of Stiles who hadn't taken his honey brown ones off of Malia who hadn't taken her own chocolate brown ones off of her phone. Hayden had her deep brown eyes narrowed at a puppy Liam who was purposely avoiding her and not very discreetly for that matter. And then there was the alpha- the one who never lost his temper, and was always always always optimistic- who was practically stewing in frustration and stress.

It's safe to say that the pack was a little out of sorts at the moment.

"So.. Anyone??" Stiles started to sense the tension, and also how Lydia was glaring daggers at both him and the eldest pack member.

It like Stiles flicked a switch or something that caused Scott to completely loose the last small bit of his chill. "No! I don't! This whole thing is a disaster and I don't know what to do!"

The pack was stunned to silence as they stared at their alpha in shock. Liam stifled a whimper. His alpha hardly ever shouted.

Lydia was the first to break from her stupor. "Scott-"

Scott turned sharply to the banshee, his eyes full of pain. "Lydia, don't."

And the silence pursued.

Until Stiles whispered,"Gather round the campfire, to sing our favorite song.."

Nobody moved or spoke. Stiles continued. "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G.."

Lydia smiled a little and sung the next part in a sweet clear voice like an angels that contrasted with Stiles's silly loud off-key one. "And if you don't think we can go faster, than we'll just prove you wrong. It'll help if you just sing along..."

Malia glanced between everyone in the group, confusion prominent on her features. Hayden rolled her eyes and slumped farther in her seat in annoyance, but the amusement was clear in her brown orbs. Liam wagged his tail excitedly in anticipation. Derek remained impassive as ever- big surprise there.

Scott finally cracked a small smile despite the black clouds hanging over them, and in a deep voice rumbled, "Bom.. Bom..."

There was a small pause then the whole pack- minus the two Hales and Liam- screamed, indeed faster, at the top of their lungs the next part.

"C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! ITLL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONGGGGG!

C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! ITLL HELP IF YOU JUST SING ALONGGGG!!!"

Stiles held an imaginary microphone up to Malia while Scott strummed an imaginary ukulele. "MALIA!"

"Uh C-F-T-R-Z-K..."

Then he turned to Derek.

"DEREK!"

"............................"

"GOOD!!"

"ITLL HEEELLLPP!!!
ITLL HEEEEEELLLLPP!!
IF YOU JUST SING ALOOOOOOOOOOONGGGG!!!!"

And then Scott smashed the imaginary ukulele, and all was silent again. The only difference was this silence was a comfortable, and relaxed silence, everyone finally content after another one of their antics, reminding them that no matter how terrible things got, they still have each other, and their crazy love for Spongebob.

It was still for a while until Malia blurted out, "What in the world was that?!"

Stiles clapped his hands together, glancing around at the pack. "So who wants S'Mores??"

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"YOU TURNED SCOTT'S BETA INTO A PUPPY?!"

Kat flinched, terrified of Peter when he looses his temper- which is actually quite often. She nodded despite the fear that ran through her veins.

Peter's veins were not filled with fear, but anger, although that quickly faded. He rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance. This was a setback- a big setback indeed.

Peter sighed. "Well little witch, this is a setback, but not one that can't be fixed soon. Open your book." Peter was suddenly calm now.

Kat followed his orders, hands shaking. "W-why may I a-ask?" she dared to ask.

Peter smiled condescendingly at the teen. "To fix your mistake."

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A/N: Sorry that took so long but here you go- one poor excuse of a chapter called "kids at school are weird and I didn't have any better ideas so here's this craziness."

Hopefully the next updates will be quicker and better!