Ludicrous (A Really Weird Teen Wolf AU)

Chapter 6: Much-Needed Improvement and Unhumorous Jokes

Derek sped along the road tapping his hands on his steering wheel to the beat of the song on the radio.

"Shake it off! Shake it off! I-I I shake it off, shake it offfff!" he sung along with Taylor Swift as he turned to park in front of his long- since abandoned loft. It felt good to get back to the old place in the old town, despite the fact that the last time he stayed there, he was staying with Peter and Braeden...

Braeden. That fell apart as soon as it happened. The last time he saw her, they were in Mexico, and she ended up joining the Calaveras. He didn't know if it was to protect him, or herself. He later heard she returned to Beacon Hills to help Malia with the Desert Wolf. And then she was gone..

And now Peter escaped from Eichen House. And someone from his family is clearly after Scott's pack.

He sighed as he exited his car. And now he was alone again.

Wellll... Not so alone...

The yips and barks caught Derek's supernatural ears along with the scratching of his leather interior. Derek whipped his head toward the source so fast, it's a surprise he didn't get whiplash.

And just through the tinted windows he could barely see the annoying little puppy that was now Scott's beta.

He yanked open the door, pulling the pup out by the scruff of his neck. He brought the wiggling creature close to his stern face, frowning deeply.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" he questioned. Of course it was rhetorical- I guess he and Scott picked up that habit..

The puppy didn't respond, he just licked Derek's face, causing the older werewolf to drop him in disgust.

"Ew- cut it out!" he demanded, wiping the "dog germs" off. Liam whimpered slightly from his place on the ground. Derek glared. "Oh, just because you're cute you think I'm going to let you stay in my house?" The pup wagged his tail excitedly, almost making Derek smile. Almost.

Derek sighed, picking up the pup to bring him in. "Dammit."

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It wasn't long after Peter's little pep talk that Kat finally got the hang of spell casting. Instead of puppies littering the place, they got blood and guts from several animals, much to Peter's enjoyment.

Peter couldn't be more proud of her, and himself. Mostly himself. He has taught her the way of witchcraft, and now, he's one step closer to killing Scott frickin McCall....

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"Uh, Stiles? Have you seen Liam?" Scott was beginning to get worried at the lack of the beta around the house.

Stiles didn't look away from the television, or move from his spot in the recliner. "Who?" he mumbled to the distressed alpha. Scott stared at the human in disbelief.

"Liam... You know, my beta.." he reminded him. Stiles didn't even flinch.

"Nope, still not recalling any 'Liam.'" he replied, squinting his eyes a little. Scott blinked a couple times, perplexed.

"Stiles- Liam! You know, the freshman I bit and kidnapped last year- that Liam! You were there!" he argued.

"Nope, not ringing any bells.."

Scott began to get frustrated as he pulled out his phone. He scrolled through until he found Liam's contact information. He shoved the phone in Stiles's face, who flinched at it. Squinting, the senior scanned the picture of this so called "Liam."

"Ohhhh that Liam! Nope haven't seen him." the sarcastic one replied, turning his attention back to the television. "And by the way, I was just messing with you, of course I remember that little runt."

Scott growled a little, and continued his hunt for the beta.

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Deaton flipped furiously through the pages of the leather- back spellbook late that night. His eyes stopped on a page and his heart practically stopped too. At record speed, he reached for his phone to call Scott....

....Only he never did...

Kat and Peter smirked at the loud thud of a body hitting the ground- dead.

Tiptoeing past the pools of blood, Kat reached the book on the counter. Tucking it safety under her arm, she tiptoed back into the shadows..

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A/N: holy Shit I think I just killed Deaton off... I think..