Shit Alexander Hamilton Says

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Alex: (waving arms around like mad) CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT!!!!

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Alex: Laurens! Grab my hand!

Laurens: Okay! (Does so)

Alex: (flies away with him on rainbow) NO HOMO, BROMO!

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Thomas: STATES RIGHTS!

Alex: CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT!

Thomas: STATES RIGHTS!

Alex: CENTRALIZED GOVERNMENT!

John: uhm, men? Why are we doing this in the middle of the McDonald's?

Alex/Thomas: STAY OUT OF THIS, ADAMS!!!

James: (rocking back and forth in the corner)

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George: Son, we need to tal-

Alex: Call me son one more FUCKING time, George, I dare you!

James/ Thomas: DAYUMMM!

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Alex: (single tear streaming down face dramatically) John Laurens...

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Alex: (smugly) I'm on the ten dollar bill.

Ben: Well, I'm on the one hundred dollar bill.

Alex: FUCK YOU!

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