James: I wonder how much we'd have to drink for us to all have headaches tomorrow morning....
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James: Alexander, what is 33 times 2 plus 3?
Alex: Uh... 69....?
James: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Thomas: James! You're my best friend! If I'm dying, you're dying with me!
James: Actually, history has proven that you die before me. (Puts on sunglasses and walks away)
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Alex: James, what are you always mumbling to yourself about?
James: (mumbles) My visions of the future...
Alex: What? I didn't catch that.
James: (louder) How fine your ass looks in dem tights.
Ben: OOOOOOH!
Thomas: (visibly jelly)
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James: (throwing shit around the room like a raving lunatic)
Thomas: (gets hit with something) Ow! James! Why would you do that?!
James: (wiggling arms around) Y U SO RACIST?!
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Alex: Honey, please give me my wig back.
James: Aw, but you look so hot without it, my dearest, Alexander. (winks)
Ben, John, & George: OOOOOOH!
Thomas: (once again visibly jelly)
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Hayran KurguTitle says all~ I take requests. Keep it PG, though. ;) DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own any of the franchises I write about (unless I'm writing about my own 100% original fictional universe)! Thank you!
