Happy Birthday Thalia (Thalico ff)

Our First Real Date

A/N: #THATAWKWARDMOMENTWHENYOURTEACHERCALLSHOME? MY USELESS FRENCH TEACHER THAT ONLY TAUGHT ME: JE PEUX ALLER AUX TOILETTES. THAT MEANS: MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM. TJIS CHAPTER IS WEIRD AND HAS REALLY BAD TYPING. I AM WRITING FROM MY TABLET.

Thalia's POV

We had arrived at camp yesterday at camp to find Jason. He had come for Piper. He really loved her and they spent more time together since she was his fiancée. (A/N: I SHIP JIPER AND IS THAT WHAT YOU SAY? I DON'T KNOW.

) That's right Jason had finally proposed to her.

I was happy he was here because he is my brother, but I hope he doesn't interfere with my relationship with Nico.

After dinner I went to fond Nico. He was in his cabin. "Hey" I greeted. He smiled, kissed me and answered "Hey, I was thinking..." I fake gasped in surprise. "You can think?!?!?!" Nico fake pouted. "Yes, I can. Now listen since we haven't been on a first real date I was wondering if you wanted to come."

A date with Nico??!?!?! EEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!! Where is it? What should I wear? Ok calm down. "Yes I would love to go on a date with you." He smiled and said "By the way it is a daye where you go swimming in the lake. Wear a swimsuit" I face palmed. "Ok. Pick me at 6."

Nico's POV

Everythimg is planned fir my date with Thalia. I was heading to the Zeus cabin to pick up Thalia. "Hey Jason! Is Thalia here?" he was about to answer when Thalia came. "I am right here. Ready to go?"

"Yeah" (A/N: I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAY WILL HAPPEN IF YOU SAY NO. WILL YOU STILL GO TO THE DATE?) I answered. She grinned and said "Bye Jason. Say hello to Piper from me." I couldn't help but notice how gorgeous she looked. She was wearing black jeans and a dark blue shirt. She was wearing eyeliner that highlighted her blue eyes. She was wearing Aegis.

I had everything ready. It was pretty classy. It had a blanket, sandwiches, chocolates and kool aid. We arrived at the place and set everything up. Thalia noticed me staring and blushed. "You look gorgeous!" she blushed even deeper and said "You don't look that bad yourself." I blushed. Dam (A/N: GET IT??? DAM!!!! HAHAHA LMAO.) her!

We started eating and talking. "Hey Thals, wanna take a bath in the lake?" she smiled and said "Sure!" she started taking of her clothes and I couldn't help but stare at her. (A/N: SHERLOCK DON'T KILL ME! YOUR'S WAS WORSE) "Ghost king, staring at people for too long is rude." she said mockingly. I took of my shirt and noticed that Thalia was starimg at me. I smirked and said "Pine cone face, staring at people for too long is rude." I said mimicking her voice. I headed into the lake carrying Thalia bridal style. She started screaming and laughing "Nico put me down." I smiled.

"Never" I said and I dived with her still in my arms.

Thalia's POV:

I decided to wear a purple bikini with black jeans and a dark blue shirt. I was finishing putting my make up when I heard a knock at the door. HE IS HERE!!!!!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!  "Hey Jason! Is Thalia here?" I went out of the bathroom and said "I am right here. Ready to go?"

"Yeah" I couldn't help but grin. "Bye Jason. Say hello to Piper from me." We started to go to the canoe lake when I felt Nico's eyes on me and I blushed. "You look gorgeous!" I blushed even deeper and said "You don't look that bad yourself." he blushed. Ha. Payback's a bitch.

We started eating and talking. "Hey Thals, wanna take a bath in the lake?" Nico asked. Hell yeah! I smiled and said "Sure." I felt Nico watching me. "Ghost king, staring at people for too long is rude." I said mockingly. Hr took of his shirt and I stared at his bare chest.

He noticed and said "Pine cone face, staring at people for too long is rude." he said mimickong my voice. He came to me and carried me bridal style. I started screaming and laughing. " "Nico put me down." he smiled and said "Never." with that he dived to the lake still carrying me.

~~~~~~~~~TIME LAPSE~~~~~~~~~

Nico took me to my cabin like the gentleman he is. He came to my cabin and dropped to my bed. He dumped his shirt on the floor and I did the same with my clothes. I laid down next to him and he enveloped me into a hug. I started messimg up my hair since the water made it look like a piece of shit. I did the same to Nico's and we fell asleep.

I had really messed up dreams. A fish was climbing a tree and at the top it met a woman named Rosa Maria. As soon as she saw the fish she said 'grrrr' (A/N: SHERLOCK I REALLY DREAMED THIS. YOU KNOW WHO I AM TALKING ABOUT.)

I woke up to Jason screaming. "TAKE YOUR HANDS OF MY SISTER!!!!!!" What? Who? "AAAAHHHHHH" Nico screamed "Dude, you electrocuted me." realization hit me. We were sleeping together. Our clothes were on the floor. Our hair was all messed up. Jason is a perv.

He obviously thought we had... coitus (A/N: THIS IS WHAT SHELDON SAYS AT THE BIG BANG THEORY AND I REALLY LIKE THAT SHOW.)

Nico's POV:

I fell asleep with my arms wrapped around Thalia. I dreamed Bellatrix and Voldemort were together. It was... disturbing. I woke up to Jason's scream of "TAKE YOUR HANDS OF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!" and the feeling of being electrocuted.

I screamed and said "Dude, you electrocuted me." Jason was summoning lightning when Piper came. Her eyes widened and said "Jason, calm down" she was using charmspeak since Jason relaxed with a befuddled look on his face.

"What's going on?" Piper asked. Thalia spoke "Well Piper your fiancée here thinks me and Nico have had intercourse and we haven't. We just were in the lakeand fell asleep like this" Jason looked to the floor embarrased.

"We are leaving now, right Piper?" Jason asked. Piper shook her head and said "Nope. You are going to apologize to Nico and me and Thalia are going to go the Athena cabin to have a girls day while you guys hang at Percy's cabun."

Jason mumbled "Sorry." and Piper dragged Thalia away. "Bye Nico" she said blowing me a kiss. I smiled and answered "Bye Thals"

A/N: WASUP CHICAGOOOOO!!! I DO NOT KNOW WHY I SAID THAT. I LOOOOVEEEE CHEESE!!! I MET 3 NICE GIRLS TODAY AT THE BEACH. THEY STARTED BULLYING ME. THEY MADE THE NUMBER 2 WITH THEIR HANDS A LOT.

DISCLAIMER: I LIVE IN PERU, NOT AMERICA.