Leo Valdez updated his life situation to: Bored :/
Thalia Grace: You could try lighting the Ares cabin on fire. That might help
Clarisse La Rue: Don't. Even. Think. About. It.
Leo Valdez: Well, I guess not Thalia, sorry I'm kinda chipper today maybe when I'm more depressed and willing to die, then I'll do that.
Thalia Grace: But we could all roast marshmellows on their burning cabin!
Travis Stoll: THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!
Hecate: How about we don't, how does that sound children?
Thalia Grace: Oh come on Aunt Hecate, please!
Hecate: *raises eyebrow* that's Lady Hecate, and no.
Percy Jackson: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annabeth Chase: oh gods not this again...-_-
Percy Jackson: CANDY AND COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leo Valdez: ...uh...
Nico Di Angelo: hehe
Annabeth Chase: What did you do? *narrows eyes*
Nico Di Angelo: I gave him all the blue candy. and a special type of coffee that is blue...
Thalia Grace: Oh my gods...
Piper McLean: WHERE DID YOU GET BLUE FACE PAINT?!
Nico Di Angelo: ???
Piper McLean: You didn't give him face paint?
Connor Stoll: Naw that came with his costume for Halloween
Piper McLean; Well, he is smearing it on everyone saying that he is a smerf...and is helping with the transformations...
Leo Valdez: Seriously?! HOLY HEAPHESTUS I HAVE TO SEE THIS!
~~Leo Valdez has returned to human society~~
Nyssa: Thanks guys, sorry I hadn't seen him out of bunker nine in like a week, I'm not even sure he has eaten anything or slept since he went in...
Piper McLean: No prob!
Percy Jackson: lol that was fun
Nico Di Angelo: I'm boredededededededededededededededededeedededededededed
Piper Mclean: Pretty sure that's not a word.
Jason Grace: I checked. It's not.
Leo Valdez wanted to tell ya guys something: HEY LADIES! *wiggles eyebrows* want to talk to an awesome guy?! THEN LOOK NO FARTHER! Here is the all awesome, LEO VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
want to add something?:
Jason Grace: Don't he's an idiot and no fun.
Piper McLean: First off, Leo don't do this crud, it's pathetic. Second, Jason don't be a jerk.
Jason Grace: What?! I was warning them that they'll get cooties from him!
Piper McLean: Jason, cooties aren't real.
Jason Grace: What? Yes they are. Reyna told me about them, they are advanced species of bacteria that'll kill you.
Preator Reyna: ...
Jason Grace: Reyna tell her!
Preator Reyna: ....Jason....we need to talk...
Jason Grace: Sure what's up?
Preator Reyna: PC okay?
Jason Grace: Okay.
Preator Reyna and Jason Grace are talking quitely, shhhh~
Jason: So what's up?
Reyna: Cooties aren't real.
Jason: what?
Jason: You told me they were.
Jason: WHY DID YOU LIE?!
Reyna: Because you were being weird around the girls in camp, and you know that was a way to keep you away from them. What did you expect?
Jason: ....but you never told me any differently. You just left me thinking it was real! I DIDN'T KISS PIPER FOR A MONTH BECAUSE OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reyna: K.
Jason: DON'T YOU GET IT?! THIS LIKE MESSED UP MY LIFE, WHY WOULD YOU NEVER CORRECT IT?!
Reyna: You. Need. To. Shut. Up.
Jason: OR WHAT?!
Reyna: Or you will never, ever take another step inside New Rome. Ever. You should back off now before you regret it.
Jason: ...
Jason: ...uh....
Jason: ...sorry Preator Reyna
Reyna: Yeah you better be.

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Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)
FanfictionTHIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also...