Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

Dance Ducker Dance

~Percy Jackson UPDATED his Trident~

SUMMER VACATION YES FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~COMMENTS~

Annabeth Chase: You do realize you have like three summer projects right?

Percy Jackson: WHAT?!

Annabeth Chase: Yeah, you're going to be a senior next year YOU have projects that'll be due on the first day.

Percy Jackson: THE NYAN CAT SAYS NO.

Annabeth Chase: No. Percy, no we aren't doing this again.

Percy Jackson: THE NYAN CAT CAN'T HEAR YOU. LALALLALALALLALALALALALALALALALA

Leo Valdez: summer PROJECTS for SCHOOL?! WHAT KIND OF SICK COUNTRY DO WE LIVE IN!?

Piper McLean: Leo you have one in math.

Leo Valdez: TO HADES I DO.

Hades: What?

Nico Di Angelo: Oh my gods.

AllDaDamnGods: You called?

Nico Di Angelo: STFU

Leo Valdez: BUT SERIOUSLY. WHY SUCH A CRUEL PUNISHMENT?! why you do dis US?!

THEOFFICIALUNITEDSTATES: Because we hate you all. ALL OF YOU.

Leo Valdez: Well that's comforting.

~Piper McLean UPDATED her Feather~

Okay, stop it Percy. I'm done.

~COMMENTS~

Percy Jackson: OH COME ON

Piper McLean: NO. STFU I DON'T GIVE A **** ANYMORE

Hazel Levesque: *eyes squint at Piper* watch it. You're getting close

Percy Jackson: BUT IT'S SO FREAKING TRUE!!!!!!!!

Annabeth Chase: What is?

Percy Jackson: I found Piper's theme song!!!

Annabeth Chase: ....You...you what?

Percy Jackson: "You're Gonna Go Far Kid" by The Offspring ITS HER FREAKING THEME SONG!

Annabeth Chase: OH MY F--

Hazel Levesque: DON'T. EVEN. THINK. ABOUT IT.

Annabeth Chase: Spiders. Oh my spiders. *convulses with disgust*

Official Athena Cabin: *ENTIRE CABIN SHIVERS*

Unofficial Athena Cabin: *lights self on fire*

Athena: I hate all of you on here. Every single one of you.

Annabeth Chase UPDATED her Owl~~

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays are considered high-brow literature. "It's all d*** jokes and sword fights," He'd say, "Do they seriously tell my d*** jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren't allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they're telling d*** jokes? Oh my god that's ducking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne." ~raptorific