Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)

Apollo: Attack of Poetry

A/N; So this isn't the pt 2 but this is what happens when I need to write some poems for homework, finish, and still have poems going through my head. So yeah, enjoy........................................

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~APOLLO HAS ATTACKED THY MYTH_O_BOOK

THO SHALL ONLY SPEAKETH IN LIMERICKS!

~~Comments~~

Annabeth Chase: What do you mean?
This is obscene
This is stupid
What are you a twelve year old poophead?
How is this even clean????

Percy Jackson: LOL Annabeth look
It's like some kind of book
Oh gods no
This is a new low
I think I've been shook DX

Leo Valdez: You all are silly
Hey you there Frankie?
What's a limerick?
Oh gods now'll kick
APOLLO YOU STUPID LILLY!

Annabeth Chase: The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

Frank Zhang: Don't drag me into this
It's a pile of piss
Are you kidding me
Peace out Lee
And Mr, Miss

Nico Di Angelo: What did you do to Will?
Leo, Chiron wants you to go pop ya pill,
What am I doing?
You have to be kidding -_-
TRAVIS YOU I SHALL KILL

Travis Stoll: What did I do?
I've been in the Loo
And Ifunny
It was quite punny
Plus, I got to take a poo

Annabeth Chase: This is what I said
When a limerick is woken from it's bed
It's not clean
No take away this lean
LISTEN TO WHAT I"VE SAID

Leo Valdez: While in Atlanta,
I meet a girl who wore a bandana
She took out this knife
And cut a man trice
That was a dangerous girl from Atalanta

Leo Valdez: Writing a Limerick's absurd,
Line one and line five rhyme in word,
And just as you've reckoned
They rhyme with the second;
The fourth line must rhyme with the third.

Frank Zhang: There was a young man of Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why this was,
He replied "It's because
I always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever I possibly can

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~Nico Di Angelo updated his skull~

A cat is a dog with an attitude

Feed a cat and you'll witness no gratitude

They'll just eat it and run

Nothing nearly as fun

As a canine's ecstatic go-mattitude

--with LOKI and MRS. O'LEARY

~~Comments~~

Apollo: Oh this is just getting dull. SONNETS!

Nico Di Angelo: You have to be kidding me!

Jason Grace: It's not like we are poets!

Annabeth Chase: Oh don't you see?

Percy Jackson: I WILL DENT YOUR CAR

Travis Stoll: I think the sun god is pissed.

Connor Stoll: Did we do something against your par?

Hazel Levesque: Maybe there is something we missed....

Frank Zang: Maybe you're right Hazel

Leo Valdez: What's something to put on Chicken?

Nico Di Angelo: Try some bazel

Annabeth Chase: Are you guys not even thinkin?

Leo Valdez: Of course we are not

Calypso: He does make a good chicken stir pot...

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~LEO VALDEZ UPDATED HIS STATUS~~

Who wants some chicken?

~~Comments~~

Nico Di Angelo: don't you think we should be a little more productive?

Malcolm: That depends, is it lickin?

Leo Valdez: This chicken is so good it's seductive.

Annabeth Chase: I'm going and talking to the Apollo Cabin

Percy Jackson: Not with out me you aren't.

Jason Grace: What are you going to do? Stab them with your pen?

Percy Jackson: Do you really need to add a part?!

Leo Valdez: Hey calm down guy

Nico Di Angelo: I have to say this is starting to get repetitive

Leo Valdez: Doesn't anyone want the chicken, it's for a buy

Nico Di Angelo: No one wants your chicken which is so good it's 'seductive'

Leo Valdez: Fine, whatever you say
Your opinions should stay away.

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~APOLLO HAS UPDATED THE SUN~~

THEre once was a man from Nantuckit

~Comments~

Nico Di Angelo: OH SCREW THIS!

~Everyone has logged off~