Leo Valdez has a question~~
WHHY CAN'T WWEE BEEEEE FRIENDSSSS WHHHHY CAN'T WEEEE BEEEEE FRIENDSSSS OH TELL MEEEEE WHYYYY WEEE CAN'T BEEE FRIENDSSSS
~~Oh come on prime time to laugh at me go on, I dare ya!~~
Frank Zhang: Ohhhh cuzzzz you arrrrrr soooooo annoyyyying! That'sssss whhhhhyhhhhyyyyyy weeeee can't beeeee friendssss!
Leo Valdez: WELL THEN!
Percy Jackson: CUZZZZ YOU BURRRRNNNNNEEEEEDDDD DOWN NEW ROME AND ALMOST GOT ME KILLEEEED OHHH. YEAHHHHH THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T BE FRIENDSSSSS
Nico Di Angelo: Youuuuu can't beeeee friendssss because you annoyinggggg oh yeahhhh that's why!!!! Oh yeahhhhhh thatsss whyyyyyy weeee ain't noooooo friendsssss
Leo Valdez: WHY YOU ALL SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Piper McLean: Don't worry, even though you are annoying you're still my little bro from another moooooooooo
Leo Valdez: .....
Piper McLean: ......
~~Percy Jackson updated his status~~
I want to go and get a pie, but there are people at the house I don't know...
~~SUGGESTIONS WANTED~~
Ares: Punch them all in the face and take the whole pie back to your room
Dionysus: Go downstairs naked and leave the house then get into your car and drive straight into your refrigerator and blame it on intoxication
Aphrodite: Strip like Johann Manson in Catching Fire
Travis Stoll: go out there anyway but instead of just going down there you must make an ungodly screeching noise the entire time to diture any interaction
Clariesse La Rue: Kill them.
Hazel Levesque: walk out there and sing bye bye bye but make it instead pie pie pie
Leo Valdez: Run through in a bikini holding a watermellon and scream "LONG LIVE THE KING". breaks the ice everytime
Nico Di Angelo: meditate and see if conditions improve
Percy Jackson: You guys are literally no help at all.
Nico Di Angelo~~
I'm like 200% sure that my friends have secret meetings where they talk about how annoying I am...
~~Don't. Just don't. This is sad, and miserable.~~
Frank Zhang: No man, we have those about Leo, not you.
Hazel Levesque: Nico you aren't annoying
Leo Valdez: 1) FRANK YOU MEENIE! 2) No we have ones about you being creepy.
Nico Di Angelo: GO $$$$ YOURSELF VALDEZ!
Leo Valdez: ...but I just used the potty....I don't have to go anymore.
Nico Di Angelo: -_- seriously what the duck is wrong with you
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Myth-O-Book (A Percy Jackson FanFic)
FanficTHIS IS PART TWO OF 'Facebook (A Percy Jackson story)' PLEASE GO CHECK THAT ONE OUT FIRST! THANKS! So, we now have BOOK TWO, by popular demand/death threat. ENJOY WARNING!!!: This story is meant to be silly, nothing should be taken seriously. Also...
