Stargalme come down in2 thunderclaln camp. It was dark. Their were no cats otusdie. "SLL CATS GATER" she sadi. They cats gatehred.
Now all of the cats of "ThunderCaln" are alligators??
"I have Tebn Conmondants frum Starclam/" she said. The cats gapsed. The started to mummur. "be quite" starGleam sad. Tehy were quite.
Quite idiotic?
"here she said pushing th3 roks foreword. "Loack at the them. Yu must fallow these commodents fur your hole lifes if you wnt to ge5t into Starcan." She said. They loked at the roxk.
THEY LOCKED THE ROCKS IN THE STARS!!!
"1. thou shat not belive in other goIncesters
What...
2. Dont make any picturs of anyhing and warhip them. If ou do ai will punsch you an ur grankits.
Oh, ok, so your kits don't get any consequences?
4. don't say Starcclan in vane.
OH MY STARCCLAN!!!
5. Work for 6 days and worshipe me on 1.
Who would want to worship you?
6. Repsect our mom and dad.
This is the only sensible one...
7. Dont kill otters unless in batl.e
Otters must be pretty highly respected...
8. don't br unfateful to our mat.
Nope, don't disrespect the mats in which we do yoga on and stomp on!
9/ Dotn steel things from he other cland.
10. Dnt lie aboot yiour nieborgh.
10. Don't be jelos og your neiborgh.
11. No BENG GAY!f
OMIGISH!1!!1!1!11 (I completely disagree with this!)
The cat GAPSED. "Im sorry" said DaysPow. "ive ben a sinner. Ill do better next time!"
The next time you feel the urge to kill an otter?
Al the cats agred. StarPaw was happy! Teh were aon the write pat! If hey fallowed Sartclan thay woud neber go wong!
But suddenly she saw somesting! It was..... REdpaw and LakePaool KISSING
OMGOSH!!1!1!111!! But, why is this a problem?
Hold it, isn't this the Redpaw and Lakepool that died a few chapters ago??
Geez...
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Starkit's Prophecy Review
HumorOk, so recently I have read the book known as Starkit's Prophecy. The other day I happened to stumble across it on Wattpad. I was in shock after reading just the first chapter! I later found out it was known as one of the worst warriors fanfictions...
