RaNdOM iMAgINEs

Bo Burnham imagine

A/n that's like my favorite photo of him tbh.

I was backstage at my best friend Bo Burnham's show, "What."
It was almost the end of the show, and he was about to make the audience think it was the end before the finale, and I memorized his movement so when he started doing "We think. We know. You." I did all the movements. I went to all his shows because.... well that's what all good best friends do?
He decided to redo the "what" show for some reason. But then again it's his show and he can do whatever he wants.
After he got off stage he was sweaty and gulping down a bottle of labeless (idk how to spell it, it's a ref.) Water
"Finally we're going home" he said between gasps, from drinking without breathing
"You mean... I'm going to your house with you to hang out"
"THIS IS NOT A PARTICIPATORY THING STOP PARTICIPATING"
"okay okay" I said laughing

*****time skip, they're at his house*****
"It's been SO LONG" I said, flopping on his couch, the oh-so familiar couch
"I feel like you like my couch more than you like me 'do you, Couch, take Y/n to be your lawfully wedded wife?'" I started laughing
"Of course I love you more than the couch, the oh-so wonderful couch"
"I never sai-"
"But just by a little bit" I said, turning on 'Make Happy'.
After a few seconds he tried to take the remote and turn it off, but I paused it and ran to the bathroom and locked myself in
"I will turn on the water and put the remote under, do not try me" I screamed, turning the water on. I wasn't really going to, but he doesn't know that
"Fine, we'll watch it, but we ARE NOT watching 'what.' After because I am tired, and I remember it like I just did it."
"Because you did"
I got out of the bathroom and sat on the couch, yes the beautiful couch (a/n this should be an imagine for the couch oml)
"LOOK AT DEM LEGZZZZZ, THEY'RE LEGITNESSS"
"Whatever" (I'm talking about in 'make happy' where he's getting up, and stretching )
I turned to face Bo, because, why not?, maybe I wanted to stare at his beautiful face? And my lips met his, I don't know how, like for some reason our lips were puckered and happened to attach, but the main idea is we kissed.
"I'm trying to tell you how I'm feeling an-" the TV was playing "break up song" and Bo grabbed the remote and turned it off
"I knew I'd get the remote... " he said awkwardly to fill the silence
"Sooo..."
"Why'd that even happen? Like did we not think this was gonna be awkward?"
"Bo, I swear if this ends up in one of your shows I will go on stage and pull your pants down, and I hope you're wearing the superman ones"
"Okay, okay" he said pushing air towards me with his hands, and leaning in for another kiss
"meet mE HaLf wayyyyy"
I sighed, jokingly and connected our lips

Epilogue
It's been 3 years since me and my bestestestest friend Bo got together, I think I'll always love him, but who says love doesn't mean 'no pranking'?
I had just gotten out of the shower, with my hair wet, my shoulders wet, it was a shower it was water
And I said it "It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
It's over
We're unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends"
"What? No yo-OHHHHH. EAT A DICK!
EAT A DICK!
EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!
PUT ON YOUR DICK EATING BIB!
GET READY TO GOBBLE A DICK UP!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS DICK, BITCH
EAT A FUCKING DICK, BITCH!"
(A/n, yes reference, obviously, yes vulgar, obviously)
"But seriously, I'm pregnant"
"I don't remember putting this in any of my shows?"
"I'm seriously pregnant, I will throw a stick covered in pee at you, don't try me"