The One with the Third Wheel: Friends Fanfic

Joey and Chandler Become proud Parents

Joey and Chandler lounged around at Chanlders house watching Bay Watch. They watched intently, not missing a single step each and every lifeguard made. Chandler waggled his finger at the screen when a blonde lady ran in slow motion while intense music rung. "There! There it is! The whole highlight of this show. The model, their perfect bodies." Joey didn't take his eye of the screen, and almost drooled into his beer. "This show is great." A loud knock suprised them, they both jumped out of their trance. They went to go open the door and standing before them holding a box was Phoebe and Mike. Phoebe hugged them both and said, "I need you guys to take care of Joey the Turtle for the weekend. I'll give you both twenty bucks!" Joey and Chandler suspiciously looked at each other, Phoebe usually didn't pay them to do favors. But if it included money, they finally gave in. 

"Where are you guys going?" Chandler said while holding the box with Joey the Turtle in it. Phoebe said, "We're going to The Bahamas for a couple of days." 

"Why don't you just take the turtle?" Asked Joey. Phoebe gasped and whispered, "Because it's kind of a me and Mike thing, ya know? We don't want our children to be pestering us while we uh–" Joey interrupted and said, "Yeah we get it, go have fun we'll take care of him as if he were our own. He is named after me anyways." He said proudly. They closed the door and placed the box on the table and went back to watching Bay Watch. 

After a couple hours past by, it crossed Chandlers mind that the turtle might be bored and hungry. He glanced at Joey and tapped him on the arm and said, "Hey don't you think we should feed the turtle or something?" Joey shrugged, and then his face lit up. 

"You know what we should do? We should fill up your tub and place Joey the Turtle in it so that it can swim around! He's pretty big anyways!" Chandler patted Joeys back and told him he was smart. They fed the turtle and took him up the restroom. Joey played with him while Chandler filled up the tub full of water. Then they gently placed him on the surface, but he sank down like a rock. "Oh my gosh he's gonna drown!" Joey snatched him up and held him while the turtle paddled around. 

Joey and Chandler looked at each other, as if they were thinking the same thing. They took off their clothes and joined Joey the turtle in the tub. They splashed around for hours making puddles of water splash around the bathroom. They put him on their heads and knees making him climb up and down. "We're geniuses bro." They fist bumped each other and continued playing. 

Monica had just come home from work, she was exhausted. So many people at the restaurant kept sending their food back. Some of them she had to chase out from how furious she was. She plopped down the couch and turned on the tv. After a few minutes of watching TV she heard weird water noises coming from upstairs. She frowned, then thought "oh my gosh the water is leaking!" She raced upstairs and burst open the bathroom door. She almost yelled when she saw her husband, Joey and a turtle splashing around happily. When both men noticed they were being watched they waved hello nervously. Monica placed her hands on her hips and forced herself not to smile, but to be as angry as she could. 

"You guys are making a mess! And naked? Oh gosh. Is that Phoebes turtle?" Both men nodded. Monica facepalmed herself and said, "I feel so bad for that poor turtle." She closed the bath room door and left them play in peace. Joey was daydreaming about Monica being naked while playing with the turtle. Chandler, as if he knew exactly what he was thinking about, kicked him and said, "Back off Joe." Joey giggled.