The One with the Third Wheel: Friends Fanfic

Joey and his new girl

Joey decided to not be part of the whole commotion. He thought he was just going to be in the way. As he strolled down the snowy New York streets he looked up a parlor shop full of magazines, but he wasn't glaring at the magezines he was looking at a beautiful lady dressed in a black coat. Her golden hair was pulled back into a messy bun, she looked at a magezine admiringly. Joey walked towards her, and pretended to be interested in the same thing she was. "Hey have you seen this show? It's called Days of our lives, it's just the best. Don't you think?" She looked up and her eyes widened when she noticed it was the actor, Joey Tribbiani standing right before her. Joey was about to speak but she threw the magezine and freaked. "Oh my gosh! Your doctor Drake Ramoray! Oh I love your character!" Joey smirked and said, "Thank you. You know not a lot of people recognise good actors." The lady chuckled and said, "I agree. By the way, my names Sarah." Joey and Sarah shook hands and Joey invited her to the coffee shop to discuss over a cup of coffee. Joey was beginning to really like her. Not only because she has seen  his show but because she seemed really funny, intelligent, good natured, and really really hot. She invited him to her house and he agreed. So they made their way there. As she opened the door, Joey peered inside and to his surprise her house was a total mess! He was love struck. 

"Make yourself at home. You can sit wherever you'd like." She handed him a bowl of icecream and put a movie on her tv. As they ate and watched Joey accidently dropped icecream on the floor. "Oh I'm so sorry, I'll clean it up right now." As he got up, Sara held him down and said, "Oh need for that. Look" and she dropped a dollop of icecream on the floor on purpose "in my house there is no need for chores." Joey smirked and say back down and happily ate icecream. They became really comfortable with each other in an instant. Until it was time for him to go. They kissed goodbye and he strolled down the hall way with a new spring in his step. 

He opened the door to his apartment and he saw Ross on his recliner drinking beer and watching Porn. He looked dazed. He sat down next to him and said, "What's wrong Ross? Did you talk to Rachel." Ross took another swig of his beer but wouldn't meet his eyes but mumbled, "No use. She won't listen. Why do I suck at marriage? Why can't I be a perfect husband for once? Why do I always have to do or say something stupid?" Joey took his beer and set it on the table next to him. "You don't need this to make you feel better. But Rachel has a point. I thought it was clear to you "DONT MESS WITH RACHEL". Rachel is tough and you know that." Ross nodded. It was obvious. "I just don't want to talk about it. How are you doing Joey? Did you have a date you came pretty late." He laughed slowly and Joey was so hyped to tell him.  "Oh I did, she's amazing Ross. She's blonde and she's hot. And she's perfect for me. She doesn't care about chores, I could live with that. She uses the "Joey way". Ross was happy for his friend to finally find someone suitable for him. "What's her name?" He snatched his beer back from Joey before he could take a sip. "Her names Sarah. Sexy huh?" Ross almost choked. "Wh-what? Sarah? Are you sure?" Joeys smile quickly faded away to a frown. "What, what's wrong? Is something wrong?" Ross looked like if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "Of course! Im dating Sarah!"