The One with the Third Wheel: Friends Fanfic

Phoebes Hormonal Problems

After many months of anxious waiting, Phoebes due date was getting a lot closer. And her swollen belly was giving her back problems. She was at Monica and Chandlers place, she plopped down their couch and gave out a big sigh and yelled at her belly, "You annoying humans, won't you come out of me already?" She grumbled and rubbed her belly. Monica ran her fingers through her hair and said, "Your due date is getting closer, so just enjoy your last moments of pregnancy." Phoebe frowned and said, "Enjoy? I am not enjoying this, I am one hundred drinks behind my usual schedule. I can't wait to have a sip of alchohal after this." Monica sighed and remembered that she was just have hormonal problems. Phoebe burst out crying and said in between sobs, "Oh gosh my children. I can't believe that I'm actually pushing a human being through my legs." She paused and looked up, "I never thought of that, I'm making a miniature Phoebe."

 Mike walked into the room and sat next to his pregnant wife. "I brought you cookies." Phoebe tackled the box and started munching hungrily. After she ate she sat there thinking for a while and asked for her guitar. "Mike, can you pass me my guitar I want to sing my baby a song." He nodded and handed her guitar. She began with a soft strum and hummed a little tune and began the song with:  

"My little child, right now your growing in me. And I would drink tea, but I really freaking want beer. I just want you to know that I love you, and you never have to fear of getting jumped in the streets, cuz I got friends with...seats." She started humming again and continued, "one day you'll grow up and hate me, and you'll want to be free. Just know that I'll always be there, and I'll be fair... with you." Mike clapped uncertainly but smiled. He was excited for his child. He loved Phoebe so much, and couldn't wait to raise a child, a family.