The One with the Third Wheel: Friends Fanfic

The Friends-elution

The trio sat next to Monica, Chandler and Phoebe. 

Phoebe was in the midst of tears. Everyone crowded around her and soothed her. Nobody spoke for a while until Chandler spoke. "Marriage is a pain in the ass." Everyone glared at him and started insulting him he said, "Hey, you know me. I make stupid jokes at the most wrong times." Monica patted her knee and said, "Marriage isn't easy. Mike is a great guy, yeah you might feel trapped but it'll fade away in the time being. I felt the same way with Chandler." Chandler narrowed his eyes and said, "I'm the best thing that has happened to you." Monica slowly laughed and patted his cheek, "okay" she said. Phoebe wiped away her tears and said, "You know what? Why am I even crying. I'm going to deal with it and Mike is the perfect husband for me." Everyone agreed and went back to their original seats. That was simple. Rachel and Ross were still not speaking, until Ross held her hand and said,"Look I'm sorry. I was restless and needed something new–" Joey "ooooed" and whispered,"Wrong choice of words man." Rachel shot up, her eyes flaring. "Restless? Am I not enough for you? What does that sexy woman have that I don't have? Maybe a child? You don't want a kid with me? " She grabbed her cloak and stormed out. Nobody knew what just happened, except for Joey. Everybody exchanged glances and instantly knew what Ross had done. Chandler rustled his hair and said,"Nice job, ya blew your second chance. Why Ross?" Monica wanted to slap his brother for doing that to her bestfriend the second time but she contained herself. "I'm going to go talk to Rachel." Everybody left Ross, his face torn down and tired. He had no one.