The One with the Third Wheel: Friends Fanfic

Ross the Unloyal

While in the middle of the movie, Joey looks at Rachel and says, "Hey Rach, I was thinking, and I might not ever find someone suitable for me." Rachel frowns at Joey. He's a womanizer yeah, but he's the most cutest thing ever born. "Why do you say that sweetie?" Joey shrugged and grabbed a handful of popcorn. "I got the looks, what else can a woman ask for eh? And look, I know this is wrong but if Phoebe and Mike get divorced I was thinking I should go with Phoebe. I always thought we were meant to be, you know? I know it's wrong." Rachel straightened herself up and cleared her hair out of her face. "But you can't do that! She's your friend your supposed to wish the best for her not wait for her to break up with Mike!" Joey sadly looked down, he instantly knew it wasn't a good idea. 

"Joey, you'll find someone good for you. Trust me. There must be some messy, big appetite, hot woman out there. You just have to look for her." Joeys eyes sadly faced the movie, even though he knew deeply in his heart he'll never find a woman. "If you want I can take you out to Emma's appointment. It's still not too late." Rachel nodded and got up to take Emma and out the door they went.

While the pair walked down the cold streets of New York, Joey peered in a restaurant mesmerized by the delicious smelling food that taunted his appetite. Suddenly his eyes flared, he tapped Rachel on the shoulder aggressively and cupped his hands and looked into the glass. 

"Hey isn't that Ross?" Ross' name echoed through her skull, what was he doing here? He's supposed to be in a meeting. She looked in, and to her horror he was talking to another woman. Her heart was beating fast, she didn't know what to do. Either burst in there and yank that lady off of Ross' lips or just stay there and wait for him back at home to give him yet another speech. She stood in shock, before she knew it Joey was already stomping in the restaurant and scolding Ross where it got to the point where he looked as if he lost all the color from his face. Rachel ran after Joey, Ross was surprised to see her with him. "Rachel! Rachel, this isn't what you think she's one of my fellow teacher uh partners and we were discussing the future of our students. Right Sara?" The lady named "Sara" slowly nodded, by the looks of her face she was completely lost. Rachel kept gripping her hair trying to conceal herself from pulling it out. She puffed and huffed and said in the most calmest voice she could, "Ross, this isn't the first time you have done this–" Ross pointed at Sara and back at him and said, "This" he said in a high pitched voice "This isn't anything! Please Rachel, believe me!" Sara looked terrified. Her blonde hair looked frizzy and her perfect little face was twisted in anger. Rachel cradled Emma, for she was crying wildly. Everyone in the restaurant stared intently as if not wanting to miss a single second. 

"Why are you lying Ross, I saw you two kissing when I looked through the window. Please, Ross don't lie. Gosh." At this point she was rubbing her temples with the palm of her hand and her eyes were shut tight. She was embarrassed, tired, and very very angry. She stormed out, she didn't want to cry, she didn't want to tell Monica, she didn't want to talk about it. She just wanted to be with Emma. She ran back to the Apartment while Joey gave Ross a death glare and ran after Rachel. Ross was breathless. He was a fool, he knew he shouldn't have lied. This was going to lead to World War 3.