"It's KNIFE to meet you"
"Let me give you a HAND, literally"
"we need a calQUElator.."
"I'm PUNtensifies"
"JUICE kidding, mate"
"I'm KRILLing you inside.."
"how ironic, a Count work as an aCOUNTant XD"
"what GHOST up, must come DOWNY"
"aBLEACHed story.."
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