R: That bag is really cute
H: seriously? what about it?
R: WHALE....
H: OH NO
R: It has 3 BAGtastic zippers and a BAGsessory on it. I really want to shop-ZIPPing BUTTON its against the rules.. and exPANTsive
H: NO
R: I BAG u
H: (run away)
R: what did I do wrong?
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