X: I need to borrow ur pen
F: and why is that?
X: I don't harvest any
F: Buy yourself some then...
X: I had no cash and it's INKpossible to get one. I had to do a job, AlWRITE?
I dePENd on you man..
F: (kid screaming) (LANDs the pen)
X: thanks mEIGHT :p I'm countINK on you.
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