WEINER SOLDIER✶RANTS[1]

y u do dis

I literally told my dad five times after he asked me to get up that my stomach was hurting.

He still made me get out the car, and when I got back in because they couldn't figure out how to fix the windshield wiper, he called me lazy.

I tell him that I'm having cramps and he says "Well you should've told me that."

I swear to ducking God