1.) Telling me I'm a lair
Ex:
Kay: Darksouls 2
Me: k
Kay: I bet you wont even be able to beat it, despite it being the least hard darksouls game
Me: I've beaten it before
Kay: Nope
Kay: Liar!
Me: I fucking have!
Kay: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT
Me: I've beaten all three Dark Souls games
Kay: There are 4
Kay: Inclusing demon souls
Me: Fuck demon souls
Kay: FUUUCK YOOOOU
2.) Just being fucking rude
Ex.
Me: I'm doing a speedrun of Mario Sunshine
Kay: LOL
Kay: Streaming it?
Me: No
Kay: Daww
Kay: Okies
Kay: Continue, babes
Me: Final time: 1:56:37.
Me: Ughhhh
Kay: Dayum
Me: I've done so much better
Kay: Isnt that like
Kay: A 6 hour game
Me: My PB is like 1:36:89.
Me: So this last run was shit
Kay: Cool
Kay: So
Kay: You wasted my god damn time.
Kay: Thaaaanks~
Kay: Kidding
(Side rant I don't understand when being an asshole is justified if you say "oh I'm just kidding!" It's pretty much like fuck you asshole, fucking kill yourself! When you take offense to it they just turn around and say it was just a joke. I fucking hate people that do that.)
3.) Forcing me to play games.
Ex 1.
Kay: So
Kay: Is warframe installed?
Me: Yea
Kay: Did you try getting on?
Me: Yea
Kay: Did it work?
Me: yea
Kay: Cool
Kay: Did you get through the intro?
Me: no
Kay: Want me to help you?
Me: no
Kay: Do you wanna do it alone?
Me: Yea
Kay: Alrighty
Kay: Wanna do that now, and after the intro, we can meet up?
Me: No
Kay: Why
Me: I don't want to right now
Kay: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kay: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Kay: GOOOOOOOOOOOOD DAMNIT
Kay: Alright
Kay: Fine
Kay: Ill wait until tomorrow
Kay: But now you get something less awesome.
Kay: Like...
Kay: Man all I have are awesome things.
Kay: Fine you twisted my leg. You get the same awesome thing~
Ex. 2
Kay: Get overwatch
Me: No
Kay: You would love it
Me: I hate overwatch
Kay: WHAT
Kay: Even the characters?
Me: Everything about the game.
Kay: WHATTHEFUCKWHY
Kay: WHY WHY WHY WHY
Kay: Do you hate undertale too? And puppies?
Kay: How about babies, huh?
Kay: Do ya hate babies?
Me: Oh no! I don't like a game better come to terrible conclusions
Kay: BAbe
Kay: Babe*
Kay: Taake a fuuuckin joooke~
Kay: Why do you hate overwatch?
Me: Because I hate how hyped it is when there are games that have been around for longer and do Overhype's job waaay better
Kay: So you HATE overwatch because people like it
Me: No
Me: I don't
Kay: Yeah
Kay: Ya do~
Kay: Because it is hyped
Kay: You hate it
Me: I'm done talking to you tonight.
Kay: Yeah alright
Kay: Gnight darling
4.) Rape.
Ex.
Kay: Go to bed, my sweet child.
Kay: It is an hour past your bedtime.
Kay: Plus
Kay: Dont you wanna play with me?
♣Me♥: Sure
♣Me♥: just not right now
Kay: Then sleep my baby child
♣Me♥: I'm not tired yet
Kay: DO IT DAMNIT...
Kay: Or...
Kay: I shall (PLAY) Rape you~
Kay: (not for reals
♣Me♥: Could you not
Kay: ( basically what I mean is Im gonna force sex onto my partner
Kay: (because I don't like it when you struggle. I like sweat, but not DURING sex
Kay: (because it gets sticky and gross when I am grinding my dick in you
Kay: (do you know what I mean?
Kay: (ah whatever gnight
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My Steam Stalker
Non-FictionThis is the tale (well more of a rant about him) of a 15 year old stalking me over Skype and Steam.
