Musings

Skinny Jeans

*04 August 2016, Viber*

He: So you got your way

She: Yup, and the winner is??? *Insert cindy episode* MEH!!!!

He: I would still have stopped wearing them if you had asked me before... Even without all the trending

She: Like I didn't???

He: You only said it for the first time in that PEP interview

She: So what were you thinking when I kept telling you about all those stuff that I saw on Twitter regarding your jeans?? Or your stylists? Or how much Mang Jani is against these skinny jeans..

He: I thought you were talking in general... How was I supposed to get the hint that YOU HATED THEM???

She: I'm pretty sure you are not that dense.. Anyway what's done is done...

He: But please in the future, if you want me to do something, mention it subtly on live TV.. or just say it plain straight to my face...

She: And if you still don't listen?

He: That would never happen

She: But if it does, then?

He: Then you can do whatever you want

* 05 August, Viber*

He: Happy?😃

She: No

He: Why???

She: You still wore skinny

He: Didn't you see the FB Live??? I practically showed my boxers to the entire nation, just to confirm its not skinny

She: Skinny pa rin

He: 😞

*06 August , after EB live*

She: *points at his pants* You can still do better..

He: Come on ....

She: Nope.

*Later, after finishing all his commitment, he hurriedly goes to his house to freshen up. He received a text from her, asking him to take her to the mall, out of the blue. But of course he cant say no to her.. He proceeds to his cabinet, only to find all his jeans gone.. Every single one of them.. A post it note is stuck at one of his shorts.

I asked Daddy to remove all of your jeans, so you won't be tempted anymore.. He's hidden them well so dont waste your time searching for them. Wear your shorts and pick me up.

Before we go to Morocco, we are going shopping

Love, N

(I know it's pretty lame, but I just had to write something for them, and at the moment this is only what I could think of.)