Chapter 06| "WAKE UP! WAKE UP, TIA!!" I awoke to loud screeching and repeated smackings.
"What the heck?" I grumbled before forcing my heavy and tired eyes to open themselves.
"Get up, Tia!" Looking upwards, I saw Amelia practically looming over me.
"WHAT THE-" I started screeching whilst moving backwards on the couch only to land on the group with a loud 'thud' sound.
A groan escaped my mouth and she quickly rushes over towards me with concern on her face.
I immediately raised my hand causing her to halt in her footsteps. "Don't," I grumbled clutching onto my side with my free hand. "I'm fine." I said before hesitantly getting up.
Amelia bit her lip and continued to watch as I groaned and sat on the couch. "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
"Not really," her face fell. "But I assume you're going to tell me anyway."
"You assume correctly!" She exclaimed with a smile on her lips.
"Okay." She clasped her hands together and sat opposite me cross-legged. "Mary's father has five daughters-"
"That's not a joke!" I cried. "It's a riddle!"
She narrowed her eyes. "Same difference." She waved off before continuing. "Mary's father has 5 daughters. Nana, Nene, Nini and Nono. What's the fifth-"
"Mary." I interrupted.
"You're no fun!" She exclaimed frowning. I rolled my eyes.
"Why did you wake me up?" I grumbled. "I was perfectly happy sleeping peacefully until you started smacking me awake. What's that all about?" I questioned.
"Oh, crap!" She ezclaimed shooting off of the couch. "I forgot to tell you that we're late for class."
"Amelia!" I shrieked.
"I'm sorry! I forgot to tell you!" She apologized rushing into our bedroom.
Great, second day of College and I'm already late for class. . .
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Riddle: What comes down but
never goes up?Joke: What does a bee sit on?